Jump to content
IGNORED

The Best (worst) Spelling and Grammar Errors Thread

dak4n6

By dak4n6,
in The Grill Room

 Share

Recommended Posts

jamo Incredible Member

jamo

Don't call me Shirley ... oh wait ...

In my bag:

Driver: Titleist TSi3 | 15º 3-Wood: Ping G410 | 17º 2-Hybrid: Ping G410 | 19º 3-Iron: TaylorMade GAPR Lo |4-PW Irons: Nike VR Pro Combo | 54º SW, 60º LW: Titleist Vokey SM8 | Putter: Odyssey Toulon Las Vegas H7

Awards, Achievements, and Accolades
1
1
1

  • Replies 1.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Posted Images

  • 2 weeks later...
bplewis24 Super Member

bplewis24

Allow me to recreate a work email that was sent throughout our office by one of our transaction coordinators a few minutes ago after a salsa/guacamole contest just ended:

Quote:
Thanks to everyone for participating in our first annual Salsa/Guac Bowel!  Everyone's creations were amazing!!!  Here is a recap of this year's winners...
Guacamole
  1. Mrs. Q
  2. Julie
  3. Gene

Salsa

  1. Ilisa (Mr. Ilisa) Heehee
  2. Haley
  3. Gene

PS I brought a huge bowel in so if you would like your family to experience the second best salsa ever made.....feel free to take some home Have a great afternoon all!

I just had to reply-all

Brandon a.k.a. Tony Stark

-------------------------

The Fastest Flip in the West


David in FL Incredible Member

David in FL

Allow me to recreate a work email that was sent throughout our office by one of our transaction coordinators a few minutes ago after a salsa/guacamole contest just ended: I just had to reply-all e2_whistling.gif

Sometimes spell check just doesn't help! :-)

In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw
Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
Putter: Scotty Cameron Kombi S
Ball: ProV1

Awards, Achievements, and Accolades
1
1
1
1
1

dak4n6 Great Member

dak4n6

  • Author

I actually have heard that transaction coordinators do tend to have huge bowels. And yet, they still manage to lead normal lives....

dak4n6


bplewis24 Super Member

bplewis24

From a car forum:

Quote:

that is the coolest cat I have ever seen! 335i's been cool with me, haters gawn hate but if ur gna call someone a ****** do it to there face not in some lame internet thread,otherwhy's you be tha *****....

This one is very unique.  I've never seen it (mis)spelled this way before.  Can you guess which one I'm referring to?  It's borderline ingenious!

Brandon a.k.a. Tony Stark

-------------------------

The Fastest Flip in the West


Ernest Jones Incredible Member

Ernest Jones

Otherwhy's?

  • Upvote 1

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

Awards, Achievements, and Accolades
1
1

bplewis24 Super Member

bplewis24

Bingo!

Brandon a.k.a. Tony Stark

-------------------------

The Fastest Flip in the West


NM Golf Super Member

NM Golf

Originally Posted by bplewis24

Bingo!

Personally I liked the creative spelling of the word "gawn"

Danny    In my :ping: Hoofer Tour golf bag on my :clicgear: 8.0 Cart

Driver:   :pxg: 0311 Gen 5  X-Stiff.                        Irons:  :callaway: 4-PW APEX TCB Irons 
3 Wood: :callaway: Mavrik SZ Rogue X-Stiff                            Nippon Pro Modus 130 X-Stiff
3 Hybrid: :callaway: Mavrik Pro KBS Tour Proto X   Wedges: :vokey:  50°, 54°, 60° 
Putter: :odyssey:  2-Ball Ten Arm Lock        Ball: :titleist: ProV 1

 

 

 

 

Awards, Achievements, and Accolades
1
1
1
1
1

cipher Super Member

cipher

Originally Posted by TomK82

best bag i have saw yet!

Nate

:tmade:(10.5) :pxg:(4W & 7W) MIURA(3-PW) :mizuno:(50/54/60) 

 

Awards, Achievements, and Accolades
1
1
1
1
1
1

bplewis24 Super Member

bplewis24

Maybe he sawed it in half?

Brandon a.k.a. Tony Stark

-------------------------

The Fastest Flip in the West


Stretch Super Member

Stretch

Originally Posted by Armando8100

hay....

This is your pool but this is your choi's what you want.


Originally Posted by Armando8100

Hello..

i can recently play this game and i can got a very beautiful game with my friend and i cam win can this game with my friend so i am so happy

and i can advised from the zeros dont sad and try try again and till you succeed.

Originally Posted by Armando8100

Hello.....

this first think to before play the game consorte with the person hows know this game and  talk about the rolls and regulations

and

talked from the person how to play.

  • Upvote 1

Stretch.

"In the process of trial and error, our failed attempts are meant to destroy arrogance and provoke humility." -- Master Jin Kwon

Awards, Achievements, and Accolades
1

bplewis24 Super Member

bplewis24

lol @ choi's.  Similar to otherwhy's.

Brandon a.k.a. Tony Stark

-------------------------

The Fastest Flip in the West


dak4n6 Great Member

dak4n6

  • Author
Originally Posted by Golfizit

The idea that because we saw a pro donut we should try it AND have not even practiced it.

The only thing I can come up with is "doing it"? However, the idea of a pro donut is kind of intriguing...

dak4n6


cipher Super Member

cipher

Originally Posted by noSnowman

Time is $$ what time is it? Time to get a watch.

I am pretty sure the instructor I have used would charge me. Don Brown over at Harbor Driving range. Has a camera draws lines knows the golf swing . Love's his job.Has got golf channel mention too from some youngster who broke Michelle Wee's record

I think if you make the rules on breaking a lesson and its part of the rules for it yep they should of called. If it was an emergency different story

This is nice good talk think it makes a lot of sense so whit if it is a different story loves his job.

Nate

:tmade:(10.5) :pxg:(4W & 7W) MIURA(3-PW) :mizuno:(50/54/60) 

 

Awards, Achievements, and Accolades
1
1
1
1
1
1

bplewis24 Super Member

bplewis24

Originally Posted by cipher

This is nice good talk think it makes a lot of sense so whit if it is a different story loves his job.

lol.  I had to add some punctuation to one of his posts earlier today.  That guy doesn't disappoint with each post.

Brandon a.k.a. Tony Stark

-------------------------

The Fastest Flip in the West


cipher Super Member

cipher

Originally Posted by bplewis24

lol.  I had to add some punctuation to one of his posts earlier today.  That guy doesn't disappoint with each post.

I saw that one, it was very funny as well.  His posts are just so hard to read.

Nate

:tmade:(10.5) :pxg:(4W & 7W) MIURA(3-PW) :mizuno:(50/54/60) 

 

Awards, Achievements, and Accolades
1
1
1
1
1
1

dak4n6 Great Member

dak4n6

  • Author
Quote:

I think if you make the rules on breaking a lesson and its part of the rules for it yep they should of called. If it was an emergency different story

Sorry, but I read this 4 - 5 times at different speeds, but I got nothing. Translation? What does it mean to "make the rules on breaking a lesson"?

dak4n6


Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing


×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

Welcome to TST! Signing up is free, and you'll see fewer ads and can talk with fellow golf enthusiasts! By using TST, you agree to our Terms of Use, our Privacy Policy, and our Guidelines.

  I accept
The popup will be closed in 10 seconds...