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Originally Posted by Golfingdad

Just say you were trying to be the Dutch dude from the Austin powers movies. Happy fasha's day! "Sorry, I don't speak freaky deeky Dutch"

Or maybe I was trying to be one of those singing dudes from Christmas Story.  "Farher, Fara, Rah, Rah, Rah Rah...Rah".

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Originally Posted by Ernest Jones

I almost feel bad mocking someone's well wishes to me but, eh...all's fair in cyberspace!

And I'll take this opportunity to wish all my fellow trapper's (with children) a HAPPY FARHER'S DAY.

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Careful....

It's always a bit of a risk taking shots in here!

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He don't think it be like it is, but it do.

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Originally Posted by iacas

How the hell do I get  that slider to work? :-P

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Originally Posted by Shorty

How the hell do I get  that slider to work? :-P

You need a touchpad. A mouse won't work.

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Originally Posted by iacas

You need a touchpad. A mouse won't work.

I always seem to be one generation of technology behind.

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Congrats Cipher. I always new you were close just wasn't sure if you'd be able to nail the monkey bit. I'm reporting myself, call it a preemptive strike. :-D

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You know, I'm almost kind of used to people confusing they're/there/their and your/you're, but stairs/stares? That's a new one.


Originally Posted by Beachcomber

I get stairs when I come walking in with my tripod.  LOL

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You know, I'm almost kind of used to people confusing they're/there/their and your/you're, but stairs/stares? That's a new one. :no:

Lol. I saw that post in the teaser so no context. I read it twice and interpreted it as a poorly constructed sentence explaining how whenever he brings his tripod there are always a bunch of stairs to climb. I thought he had one of those full size 3' tripods he was lugging around.

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I reckon that's autocorrect doing its thing.

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My wife and I love that site!  That is why I don't use autocorrect BTW.

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Originally Posted by Stretch

I reckon that's autocorrect doing its thing.

hmmm, wish i knew her when i was 13...

Colin P.

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Yesterday while working in my office, I could overhear a co-worker in the main area ask out loud, "is 'lose' one 'o' or two?"

A few people responded, "one" and he said, "oh okay, it just never looks right."

I think I posted this in the "lose/loose" thread, but I've always suspected that the reason that word is misspelled so often is because, phonetically, the "o" in lose and loss sound different, so people assume "lose" is spelled with two "o's".

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Yesterday while working in my office, I could overhear a co-worker in the main area ask out loud, "is 'lose' one 'o' or two?" A few people responded, "one" and he said, "oh okay, it just never looks right." I think I posted this in the "lose/loose" thread, but I've always suspected that the reason that word is misspelled so often is because, phonetically, the "o" in lose and loss sound different, so people assume "lose" is spelled with two "o's".

I always tell 'em that "loose" has 2 "O"s in it like "stool". They rarely forget after that.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
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