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Golfingdad Incredible Member

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You mean "yours and theres" plural not "your's and there's".

Do I?  DO I????  Or, perhaps I mean "you'res" and "they'res??????????????????"

Aha!!

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Come on, Vox, really?  Now you're saying that the dictionaries are incorrect because they've evolved since William Shakespeare's time?  Me thinketh thou doth protesteth too mucheth.

I bet you're the kind of person that also tells me I'm not allowed to say that "there are A myriad OF ways" to get your point across, huh?

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Your Lady MacBeth reference certainly beats my Kato Kaelin reference. Don't even get me started on "like" vs. "as".

I'll leave that to the expert:

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I'll leave that to the expert:

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Wow! Seriously?  If that is a reflection of our education system, we are in trouble.

Only thing going for her is her looks.  Nothing upstairs.

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I'll leave that to the expert:

I like how she kept specifying US Americans so nobody would get confused.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
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Slice of Life Great Member

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Wow! Seriously?  If that is a reflection of our education system, we are in trouble.

Only thing going for her is her looks.  Nothing upstairs.

I'd still marry her. :banana:

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Golfingdad Incredible Member

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Wow! Seriously? If that is a reflection of our education system, we are in trouble.

Only thing going for her is her looks. Nothing upstairs.

Well, it is a BEAUTY pageant, after all, so, well, umm, yeah ...

I'd still marry her.

Good luck with that.

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jamo Incredible Member

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Wow! Seriously? If that is a reflection of our education system, we are in trouble. Only thing going for her is her looks. Nothing upstairs.

To be fair, it was Miss Teen USA, not Dr. Teen USA, Ph.D.

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Slice of Life Great Member

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Well, it is a BEAUTY pageant, after all, so, well, umm, yeah ...

Good luck with that.

Dumb chicks are easy to deal with. Plus, while I do alright for myself, I don't make enough money for her to run away with my millions...so it's all good. :P

To be fair, it was Miss Teen USA, not Dr. Teen USA, Ph.D.

LOL

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bplewis24 Super Member

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It's been years since I watched that.  Since I posted it, I decided to watch it again.  I struggle to figure out how Mario didn't pull the mic from her about 30 seconds in.  It had to be excruciatingly painful to stand next to that and let her keep digging that hole.

For those that don't know, Miss Teen South Carolina had a Web Redemption on Tosh.0 a few years back.  I'm sure the video is online.  What I'm looking for is a video of Mario Lopez explaining his reaction, because I'd love to see that.

In the meantime, there is this:

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To be fair, it was Miss Teen USA, not Dr. Teen USA, Ph.D.

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Originally Posted by octabogey

God logix is awesome, and free.

Yeah, I figured God would be pretty accurate with his yardages.

:w00t:

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Yours in earnest, Jason.
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He will smite you @Ernest Jones for blaspheming his golf accuracy!

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He will smite you @Ernest Jones for blaspheming his golf accuracy!

Ooooh, nice, I haven't had a good smiting in a lifetime.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
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Your Lady MacBeth reference certainly beats my Kato Kaelin reference. Don't even get me started on "like" vs. "as".

Don't even get me started on your Lady MacBeth. It's Macbeth. :-)

In the race of life, always back self-interest. At least you know it's trying.

 

 

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Originally Posted by VOX

Your Lady MacBeth reference certainly beats my Kato Kaelin reference. Don't even get me started on "like" vs. "as".

Don't even get me started on your Lady MacBeth. It's Macbeth. :-)

Or "Mackers" as it's known in the trade.

Slings and Arrows was a great Canadian TV show by the by. Highly recommend it to anyone with an interest in theatre. As someone who has worked in and around theatre for most of my adult life I can attest to its authenticity.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Originally Posted by birlyshirly

Sure - I see a difference - but I have no idea where fourputt or turtleback would draw the line. I am genuinely struggling to see where the demarcation lies between "things I don't want to hear about Tiger" and "things that shouldn't be said about Tiger".

If you don't believe, me, just look at how much store has been placed on BC's "bad faith" towards Tiger. BC's history of second-guessing Tiger's swing changes, strategy, performance or whatever all gets cast up as evidence that BC is a bad man.

If the line dividing mean comments from wrong comments is so clear and distinct - and Brandel crossed it here - then none of his earlier comments (if they didn't cross the line) should be relevant. That's exactly the same argument as one that says a professional golfer is entitled to push the limits of the rules, without being assumed to be someone who would cross the line into deliberate infringement.

No one can possibly be this obtuse.  NO ONE is equating his previous statements about Tiger's swing, swing changes, strategy , performance, etc. with the charge of cheater.  They are brought up to show a pre-existing bias and a fundamental lack of god faith on Chamblee's part.

He must have meant "Tiger faith", what a fanboy!

:w00t:

LMAO

Yours in earnest, Jason.
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