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  1. 1. Nature calls and #1 is in order with no bathroom in sight, what do you do?

    • Just give me a tree.
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    • Deep in the woods.
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    • Go looking for balls in a pond.
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    • Wait for for the next outhouse or at the turn.
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    • Just go man, just go!
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    • Tee box is fine.
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Interesting timing to this thread. Last week one of my playing partners "sharted" and soiled his pants. I was absolutely astonished when one of the other guys in my foursome pulled an extra pai

Fourputt
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Clubhouse or restroom.  You guys who say that you can't wait, may need to see a urologist.  I'm 66 and I have old man's disease, that is prostrate pressing on the bladder, but I can still wait for a p

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How come 'While driving the golf cart' wasn't a choice?

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LOL....funny thread!!   IMO....the situation is EVERYTHING!

First off....I never drink alcohol when I play golf, but I do tend to drink a lot of water so sometimes a man has to go!!  I've played courses surrounded by housing and there is nowhere I would relieve myself except in a proper restroom.   On the other extreme....I've also peed in wide open spaces if nobody is around to see me.  With that said, I can honestly say I've never peed on a tee box or green............at least I will say that much!!  hahaha

My home course is secluded with ZERO housing.  If I'm paired with strangers, I am discrete.  If women are around, I am EXTREMELY discrete. (I make sure they don't even know)  If it's my regular group...we just find the nearest tree or bush and turn to face in the opposite direction.  LOL

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Or "in my diaper" for the really old guys.

Hey man, no need to pile on Greg Lee (gwlee7) like that. :-P

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Nobody listed the UroClub?

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I tried in the woods, but the cart girl came rolling by about 30 yards away on the other side .... and she looked... didn't wait to see if she laughed.

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depending on the situation. Course, privacy etc. Usually find a tree or woodsy area but sometimes ive just gone to the backside of the cart in the middle of the fairway and let it go. depends on if beer is involved or not.

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It is a tie between "deep in the woods", and "wait for the turn".  I think it is the courses I play at that make me feel that way. Most of the courses I play at, have their holes all side by side.  It makes it a little difficult to not be "aiming" at someone on a crowded day.  Plus the country club I belong to has enough houses on the front 9 and back 9 to make it a little nerve wracking to whip it out and go.  I'm sure if I did I would get a visit from the general manager about my on course evacuation issues.

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Nobody listed the UroClub? [URL=http://thesandtrap.com/content/type/61/id/74516/] [/URL]

Ha ha, I forgot about that!

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Nobody listed the UroClub? [URL=http://thesandtrap.com/content/type/61/id/74516/] [/URL]

I'd love to know how many of those sold. Or if anyone actually made money off it.

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cipher Super Member

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Or "in my diaper" for the really old guys.

I think that might fall under "Just go man, just go." :)

Nate

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As long as noone can see me, a tree is fine. I've never played in a foursome that wouldn't. Billions of animals and organisms cra and piss all over everything anyway, piss sure isn't going to hurt anyone if they accidently step in it.

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BuckeyeNut Great Member

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If nobody can see you....why pee on a tree?  If it's a cold day, you are playing as a single, and nobody is around.......do you really go to the woods to pee?

What's in Paul's Bag:
- Callaway Big Bertha Alpha Driver
- Big Bertha Alpha 815 3-wood
- Callaway Razr Fit 5-wood
- Callaway Big Bertha 4-5 Rescue Clubs
-- Mizuno Mx-25 six iron-gap wedge
- Mizuno Mp-T4 56degree SW
- Mizuno Mp-T11 60degree SW
- Putter- Ping Cadence Ketsch

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Originally Posted by uscfan

what if you have to take a shit??

Played like the devil was chasing me. Walked of the course like someone truly handicapped. Arrived at the mensroom and was happy to see noone could hear me kill the crapper.

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AmazingWhacker Great Member

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Originally Posted by iacas

Nobody listed the UroClub?

I don't know how that's supposed to be discreet, lol.  Even if that looked like a club, which it doesn't, who stands there with thier towel like that?  It actually looks like he's peeing into an umbrella handle or something.  I think it would be better if it had a clubhead on the end of it - that way you could pee while hitting some chip shots at the practice area.

As for me - if there is privacy, I will pee in the woods.  Otherwise I will wait for bathroom.

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