Farting on the golf course, to ban or not to ban

[dsc123]

mine claims its "bad for her system" to hold them in....

I try that all the time and it never works.

[Lihu]

Haha and how exactly would this be policed? Kicked off the course if a fart sneaks up and out unexpectedly

They don't plan on having designated farting areas on the course? Or they can install more "rest" rooms.

[FooFader]

There is definitely a good pun about Donald Trumps and his courses to be had here... couldn't think of one worth posting but I'm sure someone out their will now

[RonTheSavage]

mine claims its "bad for her system" to hold them in....

LOL! I can see how that may be true.

[windlaker]

I do fart as needed...I can't play under pressure.

[jackieMoon]

I don't trust a guy who doesn't unleash some gas

[Lihu]

I do fart as needed...I can't play under pressure.

Do you hit purposely hit away from everyone else so you can release some of that pressure?

[windlaker]

Try to hit right down the middle, escaping gas be damned!

[ev780]

I don't trust a guy who doesn't unleash some gas

Yeah that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1udHTU4uruA

Part of my pre-shot.  As I am standing behind the envisioning the shape and trajectory. HMMMMMM. I do play alone a lot. Wonder why?

[tmac20]

You can never hit a good shot when you're holding in a fart. Back off, let it rip, then let it rip.

[CarlSpackler]

No way should it be banned. I apparently need some lift right before impact and this may be the key!

[bjfox10]

They smell bad. Contain dangerous gases. Woulf you play golf with a farter?

Shut up %sshole.

[FooFader]

Shut up %sshole.

Might want to take it a little easy... i think we have all taken it as a very light hearted thread.  (The OP was not being serious...)

[hacker101]

mine claims its "bad for her system" to hold them in....

Ha-Ha mine always says better out then in.

[bjfox10]

Might want to take it a little easy... i think we have all taken it as a very light hearted thread.  (The OP was not being serious...)

It's a fart joke...think about it.

[FooFader]

It's a fart joke...think about it.

Haha so sorry dude! Feel pretty dumb right now... its pretty funny now i see it :doh:

[PeaKay]

Shut up %sshole.

Originally Posted by FooFader

Haha so sorry dude! Feel pretty dumb right now... its pretty funny now i see it

Ha! I laughed so hard, I farted.

[FooFader]

Ha! I laughed so hard, I farted.

Thanks dude. I love the fact you probably even signed up and made your first post just to laugh at my stupidity.... But seriously, welcome to the site :beer: