Check out this OTT routine attached to bag!

[Shorty]

[Hammer 4]

Wonder if he reads that before every shot..? And if he does, I wonder how long it takes him to play 18..?  Not to mention that's a boat load of stuff to think about before making a shot...

[Hardballs]

Dear me! To have this pinned to your bag is a bit OCD, or he's got Alzheimer's. Either way, There's no way this guy is playing through me! I think most people would do most of that in about 6 seconds anyway, without even thinking! It took me longer to read it than it would to carry out the routine! Perhaps he only plays 3 times a year?

[Hardballs]

Anyway Shorty! Thanks for letting us in on your secrets! Lol

[liquor box]

What a shame fixing pitch marks on the green isn't the first point. DOnt just fix the one on your line, fix the ones you create too

[mvmac]

He wrote down "Select Club"? Is that something he's forgotten to do before?

[cipher]

He wrote down "Select Club"? Is that something he's forgotten to do before?

LOL, that would be really awkward to be standing there swinging your arms in the air at the ball, while your playing partners are looking on.  Of course you could always just play it off as part of your routine I guess.

[Grndslmhttr3]

What a shame fixing pitch marks on the green isn't the first point. DOnt just fix the one on your line, fix the ones you create too

These lists don't focus on course maintenance, just pre-shot routines. You don't see "replace/fill divots after shot" there, do you?

[Golfingdad]

He wrote down "Select Club"? Is that something he's forgotten to do before?

Hilarious ... now you have my picturing the guy going through the whole routine step by step, but forgetting the "select club" part, and then being flabbergasted at the end of the routine when the ball is still sitting there.

[nevets88]

He wrote down "Select Club"? Is that something he's forgotten to do before?

I've been told some people need that. Really. Like for their morning routine. Get off left side of bed. Blah blah... Thankfully I've yet to meet this person.

[Hardballs]

I can picture him 3/4 through the routine, then realising his bag isn't on the right side of ball!

[nevets88]

I can picture him 3/4 through the routine, then realising his bag isn't on the right side of ball!

This is one person I don't want in my group or to be in a group in front of me. Behind me, behind!

[ditchparrot19]

I've written down three or four things on a piece of masking tape and stuck it under the bill of my cap before, but that list is ridiculous!

[mvmac]

He wrote down "Select Club"? Is that something he's forgotten to do before?

Also what happens if there is water, a tree, or cart path back and to the right of his golf ball? Does he just walk off the course?

[Grndslmhttr3]

Also what happens if there is water, a tree, or cart path back and to the right of his golf ball? Does he just walk off the course?

Something like this, I'd imagine

[Hardballs]

Also what happens if there is water, a tree, or cart path back and to the right of his golf ball? Does he just walk off the course?

No, it's a free drop!

[Hardballs]

I've written down three or four things on a piece of masking tape and stuck it under the bill of my cap before, but that list is ridiculous!

Was one of them "don't forget cap"