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Sam Snead: These greens are so fast that I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow! 

 

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"So does your husband play golf?". Heard at least once a month in my group. 

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“Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots–but you have you have to play the ball where it lies.” -Bobby Jones

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In response to playing partner’s “wrong club”

”right club, wrong player”

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22 minutes ago, Beastie said:

In response to playing partner’s “wrong club”

”right club, wrong player”

Similar to another favorite.  A player hits a drive WAY offline, then pipes his provisional.  

"Same player, more experience".

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For some out there ,  I would say the pencil was their best club.

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Hopefully this isn't repeat, I didn't read all 6 pages.  But I believe it was Arnie that said "the more I practice, the luckier I get".  

I meant to add an other one.  I don't know who first said this,  but after striping stroke #3 down the middle after the first drive was OB, the man said "same golfer, more experience". 

 

Butch

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8 hours ago, ghalfaire said:

Hopefully this isn't repeat, I didn't read all 6 pages.  But I believe it was Arnie that said "the more I practice, the luckier I get".  

I meant to add an other one.  I don't know who first said this,  but after striping stroke #3 down the middle after the first drive was OB, the man said "same golfer, more experience". 

 

You didn’t read all six pages, but maybe you could’ve seen two posts back? 😂

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That was a Thurman Munson (or any other deceased New York Yankee). A dead Yankee. Any shot or putt pulled. Also heard at least once a month in my foursome. 

That's O-Be-Won-Kenobi.  Out of bounds (once a month also).

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Taylor Made Burner 2 irons (stiff)
Cleveland Wedges (gap and 60)
Odyssey two ball putter (white) 

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I hope the bugs have helmets - Lee Trevino referencing a low shot 

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On 5/4/2023 at 4:54 AM, Vinsk said:

You didn’t read all six pages, but maybe you could’ve seen two posts back? 😂

I did see those and thought I had deleted my post.  But must not have hit the correct buttons.  OH well, just old I guess.

Butch

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