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  1. 1. Which tiger woods blowup quote is your favorite?

    • "God...Tiiiii-gerrrrr, Jesus Christ!"
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    • "Ohhhh... Tiiii-Gerrr.. Butt."
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    • "God Damn you f*cking prick"
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    • "Fore!"
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'Bite'...not 'butt' LOL

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Originally Posted by LargeMarge

You sure??? It sounds like Butt to me....

-LM

It's bite.

Go figure, more negativity from you about Tiger Woods. Being some anonymous judger on the Internet is so fun, eh Colin...? :-P

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I like these:

"Tiger Woods, you ssssssssssssuck, god dammit"

"God, Ti...ger. Jesus Christ"

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I like the f*cking prick version best.....it's effective.

I use it sometimes :D

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Originally Posted by LargeMarge

You sure??? It sounds like Butt to me....

-LM

As has been said, it's "bite" as it "stick in the rough so it doesn't go five holes over!"

Channeling my inner sean_miller, as usual the correct answer is not in the poll. My favorites are when he makes up names for himself. I remember one time he called himself "Woodrow."

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Originally Posted by iacas

It's bite.

Go figure, more negativity from you about Tiger Woods. Being some anonymous judger on the Internet is so fun, eh Colin...? :-P



Actually we have more in common that what I originally thought. You have some lovely Canon gear (As do I) , and we have similar ideological beliefs about apple products and OSX. It looks like you deal in technology and so do I. Shame we don't see eye to eye on all things Golf.

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Originally Posted by LargeMarge

Actually we have more in common that what I originally thought. You have some lovely Canon gear (As do I) , and we have similar ideological beliefs about apple products and OSX. It looks like you deal in technology and so do I. Shame we don't see eye to eye on all things Golf.


I couldn't care less about seeing eye to eye. I don't have "ideological beliefs" about a computer company or OS, and I'm not a big fan of being obsessed with something or someone in a negative way like you seem to be. Why put so much negative energy into the world? I really don't like Ian Poulter (and I have reasons I've shared), but I don't post only about Ian Poulter or even frequently or mostly about Ian Poulter.

Also, I pay my bets.

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Originally Posted by iacas

I couldn't care less about seeing eye to eye. I don't have "ideological beliefs" about a computer company or OS, and I'm not a big fan of being obsessed with something or someone in a negative way like you seem to be. Why put so much negative energy into the world? I really don't like Ian Poulter (and I have reasons I've shared), but I don't post only about Ian Poulter or even frequently or mostly about Ian Poulter.

Also, I pay my bets.



This.

I don't like when people bag on Tiger all day, however, I am extremely Pro Tiger. I don't think I "dislike" any golfer. Because all the things that people usually judge PGA pros on.. they probably do themselves on their home course...

But... Moreso, I just don't like super negativity.

I suggest you read "A Complaint Free World" maybe it'll show you a thing or two.

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Originally Posted by Zeph

"Tiger Woods, you ssssssssssssuck, god dammit"

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And with that, we bid farewell to LargeMarge. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that he won't be missed.

Apologies to those who didn't see it prior to its deletion. It was all the class you'd expect from a troll...

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He wasn't the only person who thought he said butt, and that's all he was saying.  I think he says bite too, it makes sense because his ball ran through the fairway, it wasn't drawing as much as he wanted.  But deleting him for that?  That impressive, at least he didn't reply to your posts with a :-P.  How old are we...?  Maybe there's more of a back story here I don't know, but it seems a little much to delete the guy....

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Originally Posted by augafan48

He wasn't the only person who thought he said butt, and that's all he was saying.  I think he says bite too, it makes sense because his ball ran through the fairway, it wasn't drawing as much as he wanted.  But deleting him for that?  That impressive, at least he didn't reply to your posts with a :-P.  How old are we...?  Maybe there's more of a back story here I don't know, but it seems a little much to delete the guy....


Did you see his other troll thread?

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Farewell Single Issue Marge. I quite enjoyed these, though.

"Ooh, well, no more commentary necessary!"

Cue Yakety Sax as Benny Hill chases a couple of naked chicks down the sea cliff to look for Tiger's ball.

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Originally Posted by Kieran123

Did you see his other troll thread?


Or the deleted threads full of name-calling and cursing? Probably not...

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Originally Posted by iacas

Or the deleted threads full of name-calling and cursing? Probably not...


Don't be such a wet blanket.

Seriously though, I find any of Tiger's mini blowups funny when he calls himself "Ti-grrrrrrrrr". Like that one in the Masters when the commentators were all tripping over themselves trying to decide if more was to follow and if they should switch away. Needless to say, he kept it together better than any of us would have under the circumstances (first event back, in contention, but the wheels slowly falling off).

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