If you don't like swearing, look elsewhere. If you do, I've got a video to show you:
Oh, and he was fired today.
Last month the D-III Hawks of Huntingdon College, a Methodist school in Montgomery, Ala., traveled to Ohio for the Gordin Classic. It didn't go so hot; they finished 11th out of 12. On the bus ride back, head coach Matt Mahanic (who mistakenly believed the team finished last) tore into them. This reportedly wasn't his first rant, but this time, someone on the bus was recording. At least 10 email forwards later, it's made its way to us. Some highlights:
"That is f--king horrendous. Horrendous that nobody can shoot f--king par on that golf course. That is the most f--king embarrassed I've ever been in my life, having to walk around that f--king scoreboard and look at those other f--king coaches—F--king 11 teams beat us this week! Eleven f-king teams! Goddamnit!"
"I gotta f--king go up there and watch that bulls--t you four call golf! Like watching f--king paint dry! My dad looked and me and said, 'Why the f--k are you recruiting these kids?'"
"I'm ready to lose my f--king mind. There is no f--king helping you! ...F--king not a big deal, though. It's not a big deal. F--king hunky-dory."
"We f--king don't deserve s--t. F--king—we haven't broke 300 all year. Four f--king chances in nice weather, and we haven't broken 300 yet. F--k me."
"I don't want to hear a f--king word out of anybody until we get back to Kentucky[?]. Put your f--king headphones on, go to sleep, I don't give a s--t. I had to watch you play golf for the last 54 f--king holes. Please do not let me hear your f--king voice right now."
All of which is to say, D-III golf is serious business. The Hawks would head to their next tournament in Florida...and finish 12th.




























