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An energy par is what Jim Furyk calls the first hole when he's all hopped up on 5HE.

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That reminds me; I need to buy some energy pars. :-)

[quote name="jamo" url="/t/59498/the-best-worst-spelling-and-grammar-errors-thread/570#post_900514"]An energy par is what Jim Furyk calls the first hole when he's all hopped up on 5HE.[/quote] :)

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I've actually stabbed myself with tees several times this year when reaching in for another ball.  One time the tee went straight under my fingernail.  That crap hurt!

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My friend's keep trying to push me into that show.

Your friend's what? Puppy? Aunt? Sharpie marker? Invisible character(s)?

Time to start making dinner.

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Slice of Life Great Member

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Your friend's what? Puppy? Aunt? Sharpie marker? Invisible character(s)?

Time to start making dinner.

You son of a....

:-P

lol

Ryan M
 
The Internet Adjustment Formula:
IAD = ( [ADD] * .96 + [EPS] * [1/.12] ) / (1.15)
 
IAD = Internet Adjusted Distance (in yards)
ADD = Actual Driver Distance (in yards)
EPS = E-Penis Size (in inches)
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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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It's hard then you could just be swing your wedges hard without realizing it, the softer you swing the less spin

Made me smile.

:-$

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Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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Slice of Life Great Member

Slice of Life

Made me smile.

That hurt my head. lol

Ryan M
 
The Internet Adjustment Formula:
IAD = ( [ADD] * .96 + [EPS] * [1/.12] ) / (1.15)
 
IAD = Internet Adjusted Distance (in yards)
ADD = Actual Driver Distance (in yards)
EPS = E-Penis Size (in inches)
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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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I defiantly agree with you...

I don't know why the word "definitely" gives people so much trouble but this is a pretty funny version.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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Slice of Life Great Member

Slice of Life

I don't know why the word "definitely" gives people so much trouble but this is a pretty funny version.

Hahaha...that's too good.

Ryan M
 
The Internet Adjustment Formula:
IAD = ( [ADD] * .96 + [EPS] * [1/.12] ) / (1.15)
 
IAD = Internet Adjusted Distance (in yards)
ADD = Actual Driver Distance (in yards)
EPS = E-Penis Size (in inches)
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Maybe he literally was 'defiant' in agreement.

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

Ernest Jones

Maybe he literally was 'defiant' in agreement.

Maybe.

"Hey I know you like to argue, but **** you, I agree with you! SO THERE!!"

:-\

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Hi guys can anyone tell me . Are all say 8 irons have the same loft or are all golf clubs. Have a different loft on different makes THANKS

Posts like these just piss me off. If I was in charge it would be an automatic 2 days in the penalty box for making me read that shit.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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David in FL Incredible Member

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Posts like these just piss me off. If I was in charge it would be an automatic 2 days in the penalty box for making me read that shit.

I'll bet he can't even make a decent beurre blanc......hell, his wife probably does the cooking!

:w00t:

In David's bag....

Driver: Titleist 910 D-3;  9.5* Diamana Kai'li
3-Wood: Titleist 910F;  15* Diamana Kai'li
Hybrids: Titleist 910H 19* and 21* Diamana Kai'li
Irons: Titleist 695cb 5-Pw
Wedges: Scratch 51-11 TNC grind, Vokey SM-5's;  56-14 F grind and 60-11 K grind
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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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I'll bet he can't even make a decent beurre blanc......hell, his wife probably does the cooking!   :w00t:

I left him a subtle hint about the importance of "giving a **** about the reader" when posting.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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Hardballs Great Member

Hardballs

I left him a subtle hint about the importance of "giving a **** about the reader" when posting.

And rightly so! Anyone who puts. A full stop in the middle. Of a sentence needs to fully stop writing sentences! However, English isn't everyone's first language so I can tolerate it if that's the case.

Gaz Lee

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Hi guys can anyone tell me . Are all say 8 irons have the same loft or are all golf clubs. Have a different loft on different makes THANKS

This needs say...10-12 commas.... or something

"My ball is on top of a rock in the hazard, do I get some sort of relief?"

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If your making putts, then your making putts. Weight slightly back might help you hit up on the putt, which is preferred.

Sorry Matt, but c'mon. :-P We're all letting you skate by because you're a good guy, but I'm going to start charging you $1 every time you do this kind of stuff. :-D

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