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jamo Incredible Member

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An energy par is what Jim Furyk calls the first hole when he's all hopped up on 5HE.

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That reminds me; I need to buy some energy pars. :-)

[quote name="jamo" url="/t/59498/the-best-worst-spelling-and-grammar-errors-thread/570#post_900514"]An energy par is what Jim Furyk calls the first hole when he's all hopped up on 5HE.[/quote] :)

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I've actually stabbed myself with tees several times this year when reaching in for another ball.  One time the tee went straight under my fingernail.  That crap hurt!

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iacas Hall of Fame Member

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My friend's keep trying to push me into that show.

Your friend's what? Puppy? Aunt? Sharpie marker? Invisible character(s)?

Time to start making dinner.

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Slice of Life Great Member

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Your friend's what? Puppy? Aunt? Sharpie marker? Invisible character(s)?

Time to start making dinner.

You son of a....

:-P

lol

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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It's hard then you could just be swing your wedges hard without realizing it, the softer you swing the less spin

Made me smile.

:-$

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Slice of Life Great Member

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Made me smile.

That hurt my head. lol

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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I defiantly agree with you...

I don't know why the word "definitely" gives people so much trouble but this is a pretty funny version.

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Slice of Life Great Member

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I don't know why the word "definitely" gives people so much trouble but this is a pretty funny version.

Hahaha...that's too good.

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Maybe he literally was 'defiant' in agreement.

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Maybe he literally was 'defiant' in agreement.

Maybe.

"Hey I know you like to argue, but **** you, I agree with you! SO THERE!!"

:-\

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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Hi guys can anyone tell me . Are all say 8 irons have the same loft or are all golf clubs. Have a different loft on different makes THANKS

Posts like these just piss me off. If I was in charge it would be an automatic 2 days in the penalty box for making me read that shit.

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David in FL Incredible Member

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Posts like these just piss me off. If I was in charge it would be an automatic 2 days in the penalty box for making me read that shit.

I'll bet he can't even make a decent beurre blanc......hell, his wife probably does the cooking!

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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I'll bet he can't even make a decent beurre blanc......hell, his wife probably does the cooking!   :w00t:

I left him a subtle hint about the importance of "giving a **** about the reader" when posting.

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Hardballs Great Member

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I left him a subtle hint about the importance of "giving a **** about the reader" when posting.

And rightly so! Anyone who puts. A full stop in the middle. Of a sentence needs to fully stop writing sentences! However, English isn't everyone's first language so I can tolerate it if that's the case.

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Hi guys can anyone tell me . Are all say 8 irons have the same loft or are all golf clubs. Have a different loft on different makes THANKS

This needs say...10-12 commas.... or something

"My ball is on top of a rock in the hazard, do I get some sort of relief?"

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If your making putts, then your making putts. Weight slightly back might help you hit up on the putt, which is preferred.

Sorry Matt, but c'mon. :-P We're all letting you skate by because you're a good guy, but I'm going to start charging you $1 every time you do this kind of stuff. :-D

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