The Hammer

[Duffy]

Well, I don't think I want to take the time to read all of these posts although some look really funny BUT...... I can tell you that since buying the hammer My drives are 400 yds. longer and my teethe have never been whiter.
Regards,
Jack

[manz]

"the only driver that accelerates itself on the downswing!!"

no thats called gravity

pow.

[C Bass]

Some people have tried the driver, anyone on here ever tried the wedges?
They look just as ridiculous as the drivers.

[Titleist_ProV1x]

  manz said:

"the only driver that accelerates itself on the downswing!!"

How dare YOU! exposing Jack Hamm and his lies like that, when everybody knows ol' Jack hammer is on the up and up, right? rofl

[Dave H]

Yesterday I managed to sneak in 9 and got paired up with a nice guy named Ron and a father and son both named Tony. Tony Junior had a Hammer. First time I've ever seen one live and in person. Unfortunately for Tony, it didn't help him hit the ball very far. Just wanted to share.

POW!!!!!!

[cito]

  Dave H said:

Yesterday I managed to sneak in 9 and got paired up with a nice guy named Ron and a father and son both named Tony. Tony Junior had a Hammer. First time I've ever seen one live and in person. Unfortunately for Tony, it didn't help him hit the ball very far. Just wanted to share.

I live in the area ( Skokie )--- Where did you witness this?

I've never seen one in person.

[Dave H]

  cito said:

I live in the area ( Skokie )--- Where did you witness this?

Small 9 hole course in the city - Robert A. Black.

[bwdial]

  DDBowdoin said:

I get crap like this alllllllll the time around the holidays. I feel bad because I have to put on a good face because its the intention that counts. I come from a family of non golfers so I dont expect them to know any better. I have a ton of cart coolers (even though I never ride), repair tools, special gift packs that come with tees and repair tools (but nothing useful), and my favorite is the xout topflights... really? Yeah, I'm not joking... rejected top flights

LOL... I think I've got you beat though. I got a toilet plunger with an acrylic handle filled with colored tees and a golf ball on top.

As for The Hammer ... what a ridiculous joke.

[breakout89]

lol, god i love web soup

[Steelers2056]

PPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love these "Hammer" threads. The infomercials are so bad I can't watch them without laughing. I keep thinking "Is this guy SERIOUS?".

I remember a guy on the range had one once. As I recall, it sounded about like a soup can. I also saw the infomercial for that "Dr. Feelgood" putter. I think I'll just save some money and weld an putter shaft to an actual hammer. And then there is that 80 degree wedge that they say you can use to "Cut under the ball on any lie" or something like that. I Think it would be great for when I want to cut clear under the ball and have it fall in the divot I just made. Or hit my self in the forehead.

[BostonSully]

Picturing an 80* loft wedge popping ball straight up into your forehead is just killing me right now id love to see that happen to one of my buddys haha..

[Tugglife2]

[Frito]

  Fraser said:

I like the sort of yell/grunt that gets laid over the soundtrack

man i swear to god they stole that sound bite from mortal kombat on sega

[Vinny Cap]

I got a few new clubs from my dad, I mean I bought some from an advertisement I saw on TV. These clubs really rock. I use to carry 14 clubs in a heavy bag. Now All I need is 3 and I carry them in my Zolex bag and power cart.

I say Boom with my driver on a par 4 and I am on the green and holing the putt!
Poww on a par 5 and its on the green and holed the next shot.
With the peoples eyebrow and the Knockdown wedge and I can do a par 3 in 1 or 2 shots.

First time out from the blues on a par 72, I hit a 44 with my new clubs!
16 on front with 2 HI1's on the par 3's! Got an 18 on back. 44 is not bad, right?

My FIR is dropping fast as I can drive any green, should I worry about this stat?

BOOM !
I hope ya enjoyed that!
POWW!

[awlswll]

I bought the Hammer on EBAY for under $100 and I must say its the best investment I've ever made.  I got tired of paying $300 for a new driver in an attempt to updgrade each year and heard that the Hammer could boost my distance.  Well....its true...I'm now launching the ball 290 yards with a smooth controlled swing.  Don't try to muscle this club.  You have to tee the ball high and then swing within yourself and the clubface absolutely launches the ball high and straight with unbelieveable carry distance and roll-out.  I'm so glad I bought this driver because now I can outdrive all the guys in my foursome during our Men's Club matches at my local club.  What a great feeling to be able to hit long drives which leaves easy short irons to those long par 4's.  If you're looking for distance....give this club a try....I did and gained 30 yards of distance.

[Stretch]

[ochmude]

I never had the Hammer, but I do have a driver called the Armor Pierce.  The face is made out of depleted uranium or something like that.  Well, not really depleted uranium, but some sort of ceramic armor plate that is supposedly used on tanks.  I got tired of falling into the gravitational singularities that always formed between the clubface and ball at the moment of impact, so I stopped using it and got a TM Burner Bubble.

[golfbarefoot]

I'm tired of people joking on my driver.

When I drop my Hammer in the slot... pound drives and scream POWWWWW, no one laughs anymore.  I've made more friends at the club with this driver and people fight to hit it on the range.  If I can stop hitting push-slice moon rockets (which is not this beautiful's clubs fault) I truly think I can drive 14 greens in a round.

This coupled with my new energy bracelets, my golf protein bars,  and my AJ knows golf DVD, I feel like I am finally ready to accomplish my goals and win the club championship before joining the PGA Tour.