Tiger Woods is the Butt of Many Jokes on Twitter

[mvmac]

Lots of opinions about Tiger's glute activation on Twitter after talking to the press after his WD

[nevets88]

Tiger activating his glutes:

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[Abu3baid]

Wow these guys are creative, they activated that part of the brain rather well! Nice job!

[9iron]

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[David in FL]

Ellkington.... "My glutes shut down on the 9th bourbon"! :dance:

[nevets88]

Must be the glute(n)-free diet. Rimshot!

Picture of glutes superimposed by red circle and diagonal line cross out.

[dtambo]

I'm guilty of laughing pretty hard at this...

[Patch]

Perhaps a good laxative might help?

[ronzo60]

For 27 minutes of Golf Central last night, I still had no clue who was leading the Tournament. No-Tah as Rolfing likes to say put it best when he stated; " This is not world class and Tiger would admit it". Gannon had a great response to the Tiger impromptu speech in the parking lot, "I do not understand that last statement and I have never heard of an athlete using those words".

I thought Brandel was going to hand Kelly "Let's hang 'em" " Tighlman a hanky.

[9iron]

For 27 minutes of Golf Central last night, I still had no clue who was leading the Tournament. No-Tah as Rolfing likes to say put it best when he stated; " This is not world class and Tiger would admit it". Gannon had a great response to the Tiger impromptu speech in the parking lot, "I do not understand that last statement and I have never heard of an athlete using those words".

I thought Brandel was going to hand Kelly "Let's hang 'em" " Tighlman a hanky.

Golf as we know it right now. Look at the Farmer's thread. All Tiger. Middle aged guys totally obsessed about a guy who doesn't care one bit about them. Kind of ironic, isn't it. Here is the best part. I'm watching Bloomberg News just now and the Tiger WD story scrolls down that huge sidebar they have. Three blurbs.

1.Tiger Withdraws from Tour Event

2.Tiger Cites back Injury

(insert drumroll)

3. Tiger Still Trails Jack Nicklaus Majors 18-14

Saw that and laughed out loud.

[BugDude]

The next time my wife tells me to get off my @$$ and do somet hing around the house, I'm telling her my glutes deactivated and I just can't get them to activate again.  I've tried as best I could but they just won't stay activated.

My guess is that load of crap won't fly with her any more than it is flying with everyone else with regard to Tiger.  It's pretty lame.

Maybe he needs to hire Jennifer Lopez as a golf coach...she has NO problem activating her glutes at will.  0-60 in a split second.

[mvmac]

[skydog]

Glute deactivation in the bedroom can the be the first sign of marital troubles.

I'm pretty sure Tiger is messing with the media and just seeing what ridiculous things he can get them to print/believe. I for one am all for it.

[rkim291968]

Today, I've learned another excuse I can use after my golf round, not to mention the word "glute."   Chuckle.

[BugDude]

Apparently rampant promiscuity is directly related to being able to activate your glutes at a moments notice.  Time to head back to the Waffle House.

[skydog]

Apparently rampant promiscuity is directly related to being able to activate your glutes at a moments notice.  Time to head back to the Waffle House.

If Elin's glutes hadn't started deactivating on me I never would have gone to that Perkins* and we wouldn't be in this mess.

[Yukari]

If Elin's glutes hadn't started deactivating on me I never would have gone to that ihop and we wouldn't be in this mess.

ROFLMAO!!!

Edit:  should be Perkins?