Whats your favorite golf slang term or saying..

[Boyder]

We've all got them, we've all heard them, what are your favorites??

My new fav!! Thanks!!

[xxsoultonesxx]

What about a Joe Peschi putt? Short and tough.

Or "treat that fairway/green/cup like vagina and put it in the middle"

[mrprovisional]

My favorite from a buddy before hitting his ball over the water

"No sauce today baby, in the pot"

As soon as he said that, he just nipped the top and moved the ball a few inches. So he reloaded and got it on the green. I still laugh about it today

[resapudfures]

Golfer A: Where did Billy go?
Golfer B: He went BIPSIC after that shank.

When someone gets too frustrated to continue (or exceeds their ESC limit) and picks up. . .

B all I n P ocket, S itting I n C art.

[BostonSully]

Swing Oil = Booze

My all time favorite. I usually have some flask of whiskey in bag, when one of my friends chunks his first Tshot I grab the bottle of Jack or Jim and go. You just need to loosen up a bit, my patented Swing Oil can help with that. Then stick the bottle of booze in there hands and make sure they take a sip.

[DBC]

I was twilight golfing once, and never saw this fellow......All I heard was no....NO..... NO!!!.. ............... YES!!!!

[out_in_30]

hosel rocket!! woops! "lil chili dipper there"

[sean_miller]

I was twilight golfing once, and never saw this fellow......All I heard was no....NO.....

Was it one voice or two?

[Leftygolfer]

My favorite is "get down". Just because when I'm sayin it, it is usely a really good shot.

[SteelCitySlice]

These are all great! Didn't get through all 15 pages so I hope I don't post any repeats!

I think my all time favorite is just simply calling someone "Tommy Toughnutts" after they either fly a green, smoke a putt well past the hole, etc. Always gets a laugh.

But recently, I heard one from a coworker that actually had me in tears. He was chipping from just off of the green...should have been a nice each pitch that snuggled up close to the hole. Well he blades it and it flies the green. So instead of swearing he just screams "OBSCENITIES!!" Hysterical...

[user9800]

When our regular group is playing and someone makes an 8 we tell them "you're on ESPN" . From the movie Dodgeball where it is televised on ESPN8 "The Ocho" lol

[se7en]

"F****!!! Kim jung il!!!"

when someone actually holes in one

[VOX]

After an what appeared to be a great drive bounced off some bumps in the fairaway and into the rough, my Irish caddy said "that was a mother in-law shot...it looked good leaving."

[gators13]

Land like a butterfly with sore feet

[Mrd19abhs]

"Do you want some sunblock cause youve been @ the beach all day." after my buddy fails to get out of bunker the first time.

[Mac62]

Calling out "Taxi!!!" as somebody sends a putt past the cup.

When they hit it short - "Use your purse next time!", or "Does your husband golf also?".

After a big hit off the tee - "That one's gonna burn up on re-entry!".

[jamo]

Alright, here goes: The funnies line that I have ever heard a guy say was "hold on guys, let me take this tampon out and hit that putt again." Its was clearly the first time he had ever said it, because his friends (all of whom I was paired up with and had never met before) broke out laughing.

[skinsscalper]

One I use all the time when I hit a horrible shot is: The only thing that kept that sucker out of the hole was distance and direction. Otherwise, I think I nailed it!