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Mr. Desmond Super Member

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  iacas said:
Originally Posted by iacas

It's not Webb. I renamed the thread and his account.



Funny.

No doubt some tour players tour golf websites, but I'd think, not usually under their name. They don't want a lot of pm's and questions.

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sean_miller
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Of course you're not skeptical Shorty, but some people aren't as quick to put their trust into something that seems somewhat unlikely and they might find relying solely on faith difficult.

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Could you confirm your identity with your Twitter account?

Williamevanl
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"The names come from the first, middle and last names of his mother’s father, James Fred Webb. Simpson jokes that his parents “as much as they loved me, wanted to confuse me, so when I go get my licen

Valleygolfer Super Member

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I wish one of these morons would explain to me how they derive pleasure from doing these types of things. One guy on a website would post pics of girls and act like he was the girl. What the hell is wrong with you. Honestly fake webb, you are a complete idiot and waste of air. I have to say you are a useless bag of crap. I can only guess you have some type of "superior intelligence complex" that gives you a false sense of intellect by fooling people.

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Fake webb is on the site right now...

"My ball is on top of a rock in the hazard, do I get some sort of relief?"

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Gresh24 Dedicated Member

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  Shorty said:
Originally Posted by Shorty

Fair enough. I'm not skeptical, though.



Wow, Shorty, just a little while ago you started a thread about the real Webb saying he can't possibly have a mind of his own, and told us all how incredibly stupid and naive he had to be.

But, here you're quick to engage him (when you thought it was him)...

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I am just going to put this incident behind me because I want to preserve my professional integrity. I am the real Webb Simpson, and I hope you guys can understand that. Be sure to watch the Masters this week, and cheer me on as I am about to go off the first tee for a practice round with Scott Stallings at 12:35. Can't wait to play Augusta, dream come true.

God Bless


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  Fake WSimpson said:
Originally Posted by Fake WSimpson

I am just going to put this incident behind me because I want to preserve my professional integrity. I am the real Webb Simpson, and I hope you guys can understand that. Be sure to watch the Masters this week, and cheer me on as I am about to go off the first tee for a practice round with Scott Stallings at 12:35. Can't wait to play Augusta, dream come true.

God Bless


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how about a picture of yourself holding up a sign that says "Hi Sandtrap".

I think that will quiet the non-believers

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  mtsalmela80 said:
Originally Posted by mtsalmela80

how about a picture of yourself holding up a sign that says "Hi Sandtrap".

I think that will quiet the non-believers



I will quiet the non-believers when I win the Masters


bplewis24 Super Member

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  Williamevanl said:
Originally Posted by Williamevanl

"The names come from the first, middle and last names of his mother’s father, James Fred Webb. Simpson jokes that his parents “as much as they loved me, wanted to confuse me, so when I go get my license or go through an airport, everybody thinks I’m a terrorist because my tickets are always booked Webb Simpson, but my first name is James.”

^ real Webb Simpson

In before hilarity ensues... :)


Thanks for taking the time.  I figured it wasn't true just based on the number of replies, and how he skipped over the Twitter suggestion, which is a tell-tale sign.  But I was too lazy to do any research, and didn't want to hear any backlash from the site.


  Shorty said:
Originally Posted by Shorty

Call me gullible.

But I think he's genuine.

And that's coming from one of the Sandtrap's top 100 skeptics.


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  Fake WSimpson said:
Originally Posted by Fake WSimpson

I will quiet the non-believers when I win the Masters


You remind me of some of the girls I used to chat with in chat rooms circa 2002 with fake pictures.  The deflection and selective acknowledgement is spot-on.  Kudos.

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  bplewis24 said:
Originally Posted by bplewis24

I figured it wasn't true just based on the number of replies, and how he skipped over the Twitter suggestion, which is a tell-tale sign.  But I was too lazy to do any research, and didn't want to hear any backlash from the site.

I figured it was a hoax when he mentioned his family, used that image as his profile photo (he'd be more humble), stated that Phil Mickelson doesn't play practice rounds for money, and oh yeah . . . when he made his very first post using the name WSimpson on thesandtrap.com.

Definitely a fake.

Or is he?!?!?

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  Gresh24 said:
Originally Posted by Gresh24

Wow, Shorty, just a little while ago you started a thread about the real Webb saying he can't possibly have a mind of his own, and told us all how incredibly stupid and naive he had to be.

But, here you're quick to engage him (when you thought it was him)...

April 1 starts half a day earlier here.

I thought it was clear that I was playing along with an April Fools joke.

Maybe not.

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The_Pharaoh Great Member

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  Shorty said:
Originally Posted by Shorty

April 1 starts half a day earlier here.

I thought it was clear that I was playing along with an April Fools joke.

Maybe not.


So we are expected to give you the benefit of the doubt you don't give others?

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  The_Pharaoh said:
Originally Posted by The_Pharaoh

So we are expected to give you the benefit of the doubt you don't give others?

That's a bit cryptic for me.

By "others" do you mean ones who are playing off 20 but are going to be on tour in 2 years time? That type?

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The_Pharaoh Great Member

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  Shorty said:
Originally Posted by Shorty

That's a bit cryptic for me.

By "others" do you mean ones who are playing off 20 but are going to be on tour in 2 years time? That type?



Nope, I am fully behind you there. I am referring to when others are clearly joking or "playing along", yet you don't believe them.

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  The_Pharaoh said:
Originally Posted by The_Pharaoh

Nope, I am fully behind you there. I am referring to when others are clearly joking or "playing along", yet you don't believe them.

That's OK - this guy needed his string pulled, though.

In the race of life, always back self-interest. At least you know it's trying.

 

 


Domenic Dedicated Member

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  Shorty said:
Originally Posted by Shorty

That's a bit cryptic for me.

By "others" do you mean ones who are playing off 20 but are going to be on tour in 2 years time? That type?

*casually whistles and looks at ceiling*

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Domenic Dedicated Member

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  Valleygolfer said:
Originally Posted by Valleygolfer

I wish one of these morons would explain to me how they derive pleasure from doing these types of things. One guy on a website would post pics of girls and act like he was the girl. What the hell is wrong with you. Honestly fake webb, you are a complete idiot and waste of air. I have to say you are a useless bag of crap. I can only guess you have some type of "superior intelligence complex" that gives you a false sense of intellect by fooling people.



little too far. he made a fake acoount, so what. His choice. He's still human, and child of God.

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Valleygolfer Super Member

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  Domenic said:
Originally Posted by Domenic

little too far. he made a fake acoount, so what. His choice. He's still human, and child of God.

In the grand scheme of things it is not a big deal just pathetic and he hasn't proven he is human yet....

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