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This thread brings me great joy.

Amen. Although i am surprised my appalling spelling and grammar has not featured yet...

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A high school golf coach once wrote "out of bounce" on the local rules sheet.

What's wrong with that?

The RNA puts out a rule book.

It also gives excellent information about what a hole and one is.

It advises about how to repair dibbets too.

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A high school golf coach once wrote "out of bounce" on the local rules sheet.

Lol I didn't realize I did this

"My ball is on top of a rock in the hazard, do I get some sort of relief?"

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Gotcha @boogielicious ! With a screenshot to negate your super mod powers!

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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I'm more concerned with the fact you have 94 subscriptions :-P

Oddly enough, I don't think I've ever clicked the subscribe button on a thread. :-\ [quote name="iacas" url="/t/59498/the-best-worst-spelling-and-grammar-errors-thread/1000_100#post_1043042"] A high school golf coach once wrote "out of bounce" on the local rules sheet. [/quote] Out of bounce; clothes all staticky.

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RJH999 Great Member

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Oddly enough, I don't think I've ever clicked the subscribe button on a thread. :-\ Out of bounce; clothes all staticky.

Well I'm pretty sure it automatically subscribes you when you post on a thread.

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Well I'm pretty sure it automatically subscribes you when you post on a thread.

Unless you change that setting.

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Gotcha @boogielicious! With a screenshot to negate your super mod powers!

That's Massachusetts slang for injured! :-)

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

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That's Massachusetts slang for injured!

Yes ndeed.

:-)

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Quote:

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That's Massachusetts slang for injured!

Yes ndeed.

Now that makes you an honorary Mass-hole!

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Valleygolfer Super Member

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Now that makes you an honorary Mass-hole!

Yeah I am not sure how proud of that moniker I would be....

"My ball is on top of a rock in the hazard, do I get some sort of relief?"

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Now that makes you an honorary Mass-hole!

Proud to be so honoured. Despite the Bruins, Boston is my favourite US city. Love going there.

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This "joke" of mine fell flat in its thread, so perhaps it belongs here instead.  (Or, perhaps, I'm just not as funny as I think I am :loco: ) ...

Alex Smith is barely an avergae QB. Im a Niner fan so I've had a front row seat to almost every pass he's ever thrown in this league. He lost his job to Troy Smith mid season for crying out loud.

Are you sure about that?? I thought Alex Smith lost his job because he wasn't doing a very good job at QB. He never seemed like the complaining type to me.

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This "joke" of mine fell flat in its thread, so perhaps it belongs here instead.  (Or, perhaps, I'm just not as funny as I think I am ) ...

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This "joke" of mine fell flat in its thread, so perhaps it belongs here instead.  (Or, perhaps, I'm just not as funny as I think I am :loco: ) ...

LOL!!!! Nah it was definitely worth a chuckle

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The long game is far easier to improve and has FEWER variables ...

One variable, two variables, three variables...

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The long game is far easier to improve and has FEWER variables ...

One variable, two variables, three variables...

The long game is far easier to improve and has fewer variables much more difficult to master and has a far higher SV than the short game...

There, fixed. My goodness, that whole sentence was a typo...

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