Does anyone have a driver (up to 7 years old) that I may please have?

[Valleygolfer]

Somebody send him a f'n rickety driver to some random state already.

[Ernest Jones]

Originally Posted by Valleygolfer

Somebody send him a f'n rickety driver to some random state already.

Let's all chip in a quarter and send him a HAMMER.

[The Pro Newbie]

I'm 14, with a part time summer job. 4 hours a week. Look at my clubs, never borrowed a penny from anyone.

[jamo]

Let's all chip in a quarter and send him a HAMMER.

Can you even ship Zolex? Aren't there laws prohibiting mailing a metal that unstable? Can't drive through tunnels or over bridges with it, that's for sure. Oh, and also, IT OBSOLETES TITANIUM. POWWWWWWWWW! I may have to resurrect one of the HAMMER threads. I'd forgotten how fun this was.

[tristanhilton85]

Read this whole damn thread right now. Freakin' hilarious!

[RouteBurner]

Originally Posted by Kevin18

So now you are making assumptions? I am not spoiled. I saw this a few weeks ago when someone else did it, and apparently they got a callaway Razr fit. So when my driver broke, it dawned on me to do the same. My parents volunteer a a nursing home, and I occasionally come with. I help at a homeless shelter, and make and donate lunches to them. I do community service (as a choice, not a punishment.) heck, my town had a horrible store and trees fell down on houses and lawns. My friend and I went around picking them up for the elderly and the people not home (we didn't touch it if we thought the homeowners needed to take pictures for insurance reasons.) So no, I am not selfish. I decided to try this due to seeing someone else, and decided to give it a try. I wished you were able to see the true me and not some fake "scammer" but please realize I am better than a no life scumbag.

Such a missionary...... wait you're not 15..... this is Tim Tebow   lol

[Wallstreet]

This whole thread was very entertaining.

[xxsoultonesxx]

I feel dumber for reading 10 pages of this crap.

[Valleygolfer]

He changed his name to xXkevinXx. He has moved on. Nothing more to see here folks. This is a post from my not as smart as it thinks it is phone.

[bplewis24]

Originally Posted by Kevin18

By law, I CAN NOT have a job.

Originally Posted by Kevin18

I have applied for jobs. I tried to be a caddy at this championship course that ryder cups have played on in the past, but I wasn't selected in the "raffel" they had. In the winter I go around shoveling driveways. At the range I sell lessons to people.  I do work.

Originally Posted by Kevin18

I just don't get paid a lot, and when I do I have to pay for lunch and other neccessities first.

Originally Posted by Kevin18

I am going to show I can be an adult now. Let's just end this right now. No more fighting, I just want to stop this. I have learned many things from this, for example I must learn to grow up and work for my money and not just ask strangers online. I have to do more work, and therefore learn ways in order to earn more money. Also, I want to apologize to all of you if I offended any of you or if it was something I said. I didn't mean to hurt anyone or make anyone lose their patience with me. In addition, I would like to say it was a please talking with all you gentlemen. Please remember I am simply a young gun growing up, and I need things like this in order to learn. So please accept that apology. To prove my sorrrow, I am going to work off the price of the new shaft my self and I will post a picture in a few months with my new shafted driver. Its the least I could do. And Gesh, I am sorry I called you pathetic. I was just caught up in the moment and my feelings overcame me. I didn't lie at all in this forum, and I hope you guys realize that. I just have a crazy life. So Please, please, PLEASE accept my apology, and that goes out to everyone in this forum. Once again, I hope you all, every last one of ya, have the round of your life every single time you play.

I read through the other 8 pages of this thread after I got home, and I was close to accepting your apology, but I wanted to read it all the way through and make sure you admitted to lying.  But you didn't.  So you haven't learned anything.  It's unfortunate, because you clearly aren't a kid who wants to troll a forum to piss people off, you just got busted, tried to cover it up, and then let it get away from you.  I see you trying to be respectful as extend the cover up, but you need to simply admit to it and let it go.

[Golfaxis]

Use your 3W or just go to the closest First Tee program in your area and get a used driver for 5-10 bucks. And to answer the original question, "No, I don't have a driver you can have."

[Doodaddy]

Originally Posted by Jimdangles

You know whats epic. The kid was found out on post #4 and proceeded to get ripped on for another 154 posts. about 30 of those were him trying to make excuses and wiggle his way out of the hole he dug himself.

I nearly didn't do it too.

I was close to just closing the thread by how annoyed I was by him, but then I noticed his join date and post count. It took 3 seconds to see the kid was lying.

[Kevin18]

Okay here is the entire story. Almost everything I wrote was true. The only things that weren't was the fact that my driver broke. I still have the driver, but yes I do occasionally use a wooden driver since it was my grandfathers and I think it is sentimental. Other than that, everything else was me just being honest, but I was backing up a lie. Other than that, my academics, the facts, were all true. Those were unrelated. Why did I do it? Okay please dont think bad of me. I go to the range and see all these great drivers, R11s, callaways, and such. So when I saw the guy get a callaway razr online, I was just too tempted. A $399 driver over my $30 for free? That would be a dream come true no matter to who. Like I said, I did this because I was curious to see how things would pan out. The driver breaking was the only lie. I am so incredibly sorry. Hey, you guys practically drove me off of this. I think I will go to WRX or whatever the website is by GolfDigest. I am sorry for saying that my driver broke. I was just a kid seeing what would happen, and instead I got verbal abuse on here, with the occasional post or PM that says I have no effect on society and I shouldn't be on this planet. Like seriously, that's just immature. So a message to me saying that I was probably a mistake and my parents don't want me? Who does that. Seriously. Why are you guys making such a big deal to pound me deep down into the ground? Because right now, I would be happy to be there.

[bplewis24]

Originally Posted by Kevin18

Why did I do it? Okay please dont think bad of me. I go to the range and see all these great drivers, R11s, callaways, and such. So when I saw the guy get a callaway razr online, I was just too tempted. A $399 driver over my $30 for free? That would be a dream come true no matter to who.

Thank you.  That's exactly what I suspected.

Ignore messages that are hyperbolic.  This is the internet, after all.  "Unsubscribe" is probably a good option.

[Valleygolfer]

Originally Posted by Kevin18

Okay here is the entire story. Almost everything I wrote was true. The only things that weren't was the fact that my driver broke. I still have the driver, but yes I do occasionally use a wooden driver since it was my grandfathers and I think it is sentimental. Other than that, everything else was me just being honest, but I was backing up a lie. Other than that, my academics, the facts, were all true. Those were unrelated. Why did I do it? Okay please dint think bad of me. I go to the range and see all these great drivers, R11s, call aways, and such. So when I saw the guy get a call away raze on line, I was just too tempted. A $399 driver over my $30 for free? That would be a dream come true no matter to who. Like I said, I did this because I was curious to see how things would pan out. The driver breaking was the only lie. I am so incredibly sorry. Hey, you guys practically drove me off of this. I think I will go to RX or whatever the website is by Golf Digest. I am sorry for saying that my driver broke. I was just a kid seeing what would happen, and instead I got verbal abuse on here, with the occasional post or PM that says I have no effect on society and I shouldn't be on this planet. Like seriously, that's just immature. So a message to me saying that I was probably a mistake and my parents don't want me? Who does that. Seriously. Why are you guys making such a big deal to pound me deep down into the ground? Because right now, I would be happy to be there.

You know why you got treated this way Kevin? Because people hate liars, especial ones that are dumb about it. I hope you learned a lesson here and you probably set back the generosity of this site considerably. I personally hate liars. I am honest so I usually take everyone to their word unless proved otherwise because that is how I roll. Liars disgust me personally. Internet liars are just lame and do not affect me personally but I would not hesitate berating one that deserved it. I suggest you learn the value of truth now, apply it to real life and move on.

P.S. Your next name should not include Kevin and reference to "God blessing" people if you continue to lie.

[Doodaddy]

Pathetic that he is trying to minimize his lie by the broken driver being the "only one". Kind of a significant one, don't you think?

[bplewis24]

It's a start.

[Jazzfan]

I must admit this was one of the funniest threads I have ever read!!!!!  I should never underestimate the Sandtrap communities ability to give me a good laugh.  Nice work guys you really brought my spirits up after the 84 I posted on the course today!!!