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rkim291968

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rkim291968 Super Member

rkim291968

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  • You have an unorthodox swing -> Your swing sucks.
  • You have a smooth swing -> You swing like a "lil' girl"
  • Can we play ready gofl? -> You are slowing us down.
  • Nice shot! -> I can do one better.  Watch me.
  • Nice round.  It's been a pleasure.  -> Whew.  It's over.

Sometimes on a lousing outing, the  right side is what I hear. :-(

RiCK

(Play it again, Sam)

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dchoye Great Member

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"you have honors"----> you are so..... slow, if you didnt win the last hole I already be teeing off while you are stilling dragging your butt from the last hole.

barely missed the putt then says you

"were robbed"------> you cant even buy a putt today. your stroke stinks.


Yukari Great Member

Yukari

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I think it's safe -- it's in the hazard/OB

Don

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vangator Great Member

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"What kept that out" ... as your putt rolls 6 feet wide and 10 feet long.

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flopster Great Member

flopster

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What the hell am I doing wrong?  I know I suck just don't tell me.

Rich C.

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vangator Great Member

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You're getting better --> You still suck.

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

Ernest Jones

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I haven't played in weeks ---> I sneak out every other day for a quick 9, but my wife/boss doesn't know.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

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turtleback Super Member

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"What kept that out" ... as your putt rolls 6 feet wide and 10 feet long.

I prefer "other than the line and the pace that putt was perfect!"

But then again, what the hell do I know?

Rich - in name only

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bplewis24 Super Member

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"You got screwed!" aka "I can't believe that didn't go in!"

Really means:

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"I'm such an a**hat for yelling 'great putt' while the ball was 10 feet out, and saying 'you got screwed' is a way of avoiding the obligatory apology and instead blaming it on some random magical force that knocked your ball offline after I made the comment."
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Brandon a.k.a. Tony Stark

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Ernest Jones Incredible Member

Ernest Jones

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"You got screwed!" aka "I can't believe that didn't go in!"

Really means:

Ha ha.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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DeadMan Incredible Member

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On the green: "One time!" --> Just let this putt drop so I don't have to watch him 3 putt again!

"That'll play" --> we'll find your ball, but you're not going to like it

-- Daniel

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Yukari Great Member

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On the green: "One time!" --> Just let this putt drop so I don't have to watch him 3 putt again! " That'll play " --> we'll find your ball, but you're not going to like it

That also means, that was a terrible shot but you got lucky

Don

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Club Rat Super Member

Club Rat

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"Nice drive" - my grandma hits it further than that from her wheel chair ....

Johnny Rocket - Let's Rock and Roll and play some golf !!!

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rkim291968 Super Member

rkim291968

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Originally Posted by DeadMan

On the green: "One time!" --> Just let this putt drop so I don't have to watch him 3 putt again!

"That'll play" --> we'll find your ball, but you're not going to like it

That also means, that was a terrible shot but you got lucky

Sort of like "at least, it's in play" which means that was a 30 HI shot.

How long have you been playing golf?   --->  You look like you have been playing all your life and you can't hit s**t.

Nice set of clubs.  ---> If I spend that much money on golf equipment, I'd play better.

RiCK

(Play it again, Sam)

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Aflighter Great Member

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You have an unorthodox swing -> Your swing sucks.

You have a smooth swing -> You swing like a "lil' girl"

Can we play ready gofl? -> You are slowing us down.

Nice shot! -> I can do one better.  Watch me.

Nice round.  It's been a pleasure.  -> Whew.  It's over.

Sometimes on a lousing outing, the  right side is what I hear.

I guess I swing like a lil girl then  haa.


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