You/he/she is a true golfer because ....

[rkim291968]

http://thesandtrap.com/t/77399/i-am-calling-you-out-as-a-non-golfer-if thread has more than ran its course.   Everything there is to say about the topic has been covered IMO.   I am opening a sister thread to "non-golfer" thread to cover the other end of spectrum.  If there has been a similar thread, this can be merged or closed but a quick search didn't return one close enough.

I will start:

If you ended up in divorce b/c you neglected your family duties b/c golf got in the way, you are a true golfer.  If you divorced twice because of it, you are beyond hope.

[GolfLug]

...if your only complain about playing in below 30 deg F weather is balls bouncing off the greens...

[rehmwa]

because I think these hats are kind of nifty, but will only admit it on a golf forum

OH.....and because I know of at least 30 different Bloody Mary recipes and have them identified by the golf course that serves them

[Perfect Slicer]

You are a true golfer if you'll play in hurricane winds and rain on a Florida gold trip with your buddies, because you paid for it dammit, so you're going to play.

[BallStriker]

because i know the stimp and every subtle break on my living room carpet........

[9wood]

You're a true golfer when

[Moppy]

You have been fired more than once from a decent paying job for a habit that you just can't quit.

I know two people who run sizable businesses who have had to let great golfers go. One right after they won the tournament preceding an industry convention "for the company."

[SavvySwede]

You are a true golfer when your left and right hand haven't been the same color in years.

[GolfLug]

You are a true golfer when your left and right hand haven't been the same color in years.

I haven't worn a glove in years!! Wait, may be I should post that in the you-are-a- non-golfer-if thread..!

[dfreuter415]

You are a true golfer if you carry the following items in your golf bag.....

• A pair of rain gloves at all times

• A pair of warm weather gloves with a tossel cap from October through April

• A flask with your favorite elixir

[BuckeyeNut]

You are a true golfer when your left and right hand haven't been the same color in years.

naw....you might be a non golfer if you wear the glove for the entire round.

Real golfers remove the glove between shots so it doesn't get all sweaty, greasy, and nasty.   HEHE......real golfers wear fresh clean gloves......not those nasty thangs!

Wrong thread sir!!

[SavvySwede]

Quote:

Originally Posted by SavvySwede

You are a true golfer when your left and right hand haven't been the same color in years.

naw....you might be a non golfer if you wear the glove for the entire round.

Real golfers remove the glove between shots so it doesn't get all sweaty, greasy, and nasty.   HEHE......real golfers wear fresh clean gloves......not those nasty thangs!

Wrong thread sir!!

Real golfers don't sweat on the course.

[BuckeyeNut]

Maybe in Sweden.........

Try US golf sometime.............

[Yukari]

You are a true golfer if you go out as a single and don't mind being paired up with strangers. Most of my rounds (~80%) are played with strangers. My buddies either don't play golf at all or can only play once every few weeks due to family obligations.

[Mulligan Jeff]

You are a true golfer if you go out as a single and don't mind being paired up with strangers. Most of my rounds (~80%) are played with strangers. My buddies either don't play golf at all or can only play once every few weeks due to family obligations.

I played a Payne Stewart signature course a couple years ago in Branson got paired up with an older couple mid 70's I guess. First few holes were very slow play then I asked if they wanted to play scramble format they agreed and it made for a fun day.

[bwdial]

naw....you might be a non golfer if you wear the glove for the entire round.

Real golfers remove the glove between shots so it doesn't get all sweaty, greasy, and nasty.   HEHE......real golfers wear fresh clean gloves......not those nasty thangs!

Wrong thread sir!!

I do that.

My hands are still different colors.  I think it has something to do with how bad I suck.  I have to play a lot of shots. :-)

[rkim291968]

Quote:

Originally Posted by SavvySwede

You are a true golfer when your left and right hand haven't been the same color in years.

naw....you might be a non golfer if you wear the glove for the entire round.

Real golfers remove the glove between shots so it doesn't get all sweaty, greasy, and nasty.   HEHE......real golfers wear fresh clean gloves......not those nasty thangs!

Wrong thread sir!!

LOL.

To real golfers, hybrid does not mean Prius.   Drive means stepping up to a tee, not grabbing a car key.

[Shindig]

LOL.  ;-)   To real golfers, hybrid does not mean Prius.   Drive means stepping up to a tee, not grabbing a car key.

Very much so! A friend of mine, who sadly gave up golf, told me he was getting a new hybrid. I was so happy, thinking he'd take it up again, but he has good Adams 3 and 4 metals, so I asked which brand. He told me, and I told him I didn't realize Ford had entered that business. Then I realized...