Serial *pooper* in Norway

[meenman]

Let's hope there are no copy-cats.......

http://nypost.com/2015/07/28/a-mystery-man-has-been-pooping-in-golf-holes-for-a-decade/

A mystery man has been pooping in golf holes for a decade

By Kyle Schnitzer

Hole-in-one? No. 2 in the hole is more like it.

For the past decade, a Norwegian golf course has been dealing with a serial pooper –who decides to leave dirty toilet paper and feces at the bottom of holes.

UPI reported Stavanger Golf Club, a scenic waterside course in Hafrsfjord, claims they have been finding poop in the course’s cups since 2005.

And the worst part is they have no clue who’s been doing it.

“He has a couple favorite holes,” groundskeeper Kenneth Tennfjord told the Rogaland Avis newspaper. “And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman.”

Tennfjord said the mysterious pooper only lays his tracks on weekdays. The club has tried catching the culprit by installing high-powered lights, but to no avail.

“He climbed up a tree next to the lights and wriggled far out on a branch and dismantled the spotlights,” Tennfjord said. “How he managed the feat without electrocuting himself or falling is a riddle.”

[boogielicious]

I saw that. I thought is was too disgusting to post.

[nevets88]

  boogielicious said:

I saw that. I thought is was too disgusting to post.

Same here. TMI.

[Abu3baid]

I was just happy that there weren't any pictures in the article.

[14ledo81]

"Too massive to be from a woman"????..

[mcanadiens]

I have a rambunctious buddy that kids about stuff like that. He threatened to drop one in a bunker of my home course because he wasn't happy at the condition (Yeah, Kittyhawk). I must of turned white and now it's a running joke between us.

[Yukari]

That's just wrong.  I am speechless.

[Lihu]

  14ledo81 said:

"Too massive to be from a woman"????..

Caught that too! That is the "too massive" part.

Gives new meaning and challenge to "cutting cups". Again,

[Duff McGee]

I died laughing when I read that he crawled out onto a tree branch and disabled the lights just so he could continue to poop in a hole.

[Lihu]

  Duff McGee said:

I died laughing when I read that he crawled out onto a tree branch and disabled the lights just so he could continue to poop in a hole.

All with a butt full of poop too!

[SavvySwede]

If this happened at my course I would personally hunt down the perpetrator and force feed him a dozen Titleists.

[Judah Ben-Hur]

You know, there are these things called deer cams that will catch the elusive dumper. Somebody like that needs to have their nose rubbed in it when caught.

[Duff McGee]

You know someone that works there pissed the guy off and he is still getting revenge years later.

[Pretzel]

Why would they use spotlights? Get 18 infrared deer cameras and post one pointed at each hole. Simple and a whole lot harder for the man to find in the dark without exposing himself (under either definition of that word, if he doesn't see it and takes a dump) to the camera.

[Duff McGee]

He will just start pooping in the bunkers lol

[Pretzel]

  Duff McGee said:

He will just start pooping in the bunkers lol

At least in there a "pooper scooper" is useable!

[Judah Ben-Hur]

  Duff McGee said:

He will just start pooping in the bunkers lol

He might bury it like a cat.

[Duff McGee]

He needs to up his game now by putting it in places like inside ball washers and the mailbox on the first tee since they are watching the holes