Golf Dork Score

[iacas]

What's your golf dork score ?

I got a +8, which is "non-dork."

Forged Blades +8
Cell Phone (off) -10
Fewer than 6 balls (+5)
Foreign Coins (+5)

[bobkin]

I got a +3. I hate white tees. Only use natural colored wood tees!

[iacas]

  bobkin said:

I got a +3. I hate white tees. Only use natural colored wood tees!

Ah, see, I use only wood tees (Stingers), but they're not in the side pocket.

Still, then, give me a +3 if we're counting every pocket as the side pocket.

[bobkin]

Yeah! Due to a misunderstanding.....my score just went up!

[sevenfourate]

(0) points for me.

Fewer than 6 golf balls [+5]

Any non-white tees [-5] (few coloured brush-type jobbies for driver)

Sorry - best i can do

[muskegman]

+3 and I barely missed golf dork by this test. Just don't ask my wife or any of my friends if I'm a golf dork.

[rs4duke]

i got (0)

i got black tees and a couple foreign coins so i broke even, no dork for me

[elksgolfer]

0

But why would colored tees be dorky?? Who cares what color they are?

Oh wait, I do, I only use white tees.

[Eat Golf]

+8 here as well!

[flap]

With all the crap my Mrs Buys me I will crown myself King Dork.But since I carry my own bag it don't matter,No Blades,Cell On,More than 20 balls,No coins,Monogramed assorted colored tees and enough stuff to camp out on the course for days.Advill band aids,extra spikes bug spray,sun block,laser,5 gloves,2wind shirts{short and long sleve}3towells.

[NCGolfer]

+3

Forged Blades
Cell phone (off)
Fewer than 6 balls
Non-white tees
Foreign coins

I think they should change the tee rule to any non-white or non-natural colored tees. Although I do carry a few black ones in the bag...

[muda]

-10 = dork

[Peter_in_Atl]

I had to stop at 2nd swing before reading this. I just bought a dozen balls and they only had natural tees.

[AtlantaGolfer]

+13
foreign coins
less than 6 balls
forged clubs
I only have natural colored tees

[aceadair]

+3...sry cant do much better

[realed]

-55. Damn cell phones. But I would think the golf dork would be the other way around. Seems like a positive number should be the dork.

[rckymtnglfr]

Came up with a +3.

Forged +8
Foreign coin +5
Fewer than 6 +5

Cell phone -10
Non white tees -5

I still deserve dork status because I always wanted one of those cool headcovers and suction cups!

[Jim]

-47 because of the cell phone that is on. I have the sound off, but use the Web browser to check on my golf site, etc.

There should be a different test for golf computer dorks!