The Best (worst) Spelling and Grammar Errors Thread

[jamo]

Quote: [QUOTE name="chatbuster" url="/t/53906/darrell-klassen#post_843471"] After about ten minutes of crap I started to watch the same 10 minutes of crap..again, without rewinding the DVD . [/QUOTE] Not really a spelling or grammar error but still funny...rewinding the DVD.

That sentence is about as antiquated as the Blockbuster Video joke I was just about to make. :-P

[meenman]

Uhm, or not. My post was quoted once, and joked myself about fixing the mistake in the original post, with a smiley and everything, and someone specifically "called shenanigans" which it was, but apparently you think that's way, way more serious than it was. In other words, you're being a bit of a tool. I don't know why, but your perception doesn't align with reality in this case. I generally don't expect to find my posts quoted here because, by and large, I use proper grammar and can spell. I've limited my discussion here to a few jokes and a few pictures about common spelling mistakes and the like. From my memory, 95% of the grammatical errors cited here are from non-long-term members. Now, back to making fun of people (including myself and my ability to edit posts and point that out myself in a funny way that others "got" while you seem to have missed the boat entirely…).

I 100% understood,unfortunately my joke was not. Now back to picking on others as you said.

[iacas]

Originally Posted by meenman

I 100% understood,unfortunately my joke was not. Now back to picking on others as you said.

Then at least use a smiley FFS!

[jamo]

Me too!  I because a huge fan after the '08 Open. EDIT:  Don't get me wrong ... even if I was right, it doesn't mean that "Tiger is a giant a-hole" still isn't one of the possibilities.  I'm just saying that based on the lack of evidence, it's just not the only one.

Look at this idiot. :-)

[bplewis24]

lol.  Wonder how he even makes it home every day.

[Golfingdad]

Originally Posted by jamo

Look at this idiot.

Touche!  I had to re-read what a wrote 4 times before I could figure out why you were making fun of me.  I almost quoted you and said "I don't get it."

Further proof that I is an idiot.

P.S.:  Come to our June get together.  It's real simple:  Just take a flight from Logan to LAX, get on Sepulveda, take that to Century Boulevard, then get on the 405 South ...

[cipher]

Look at this idiot. :-)

If he is un idiot I be really sooper dum!

[dsc123]

Quote:

Gor a free sleeve and was VERY impressed with the feel and distance of these balls. The only con for me is the alignemnt lins on the ball, which I generally do not use. I prefer a ball with minial graphics to avaoid any distraction when hiting the ball (especially on the green!) Overall a great ball though!

[bplewis24]

[sacm3bill]

Originally Posted by minitour

And what did he want him to write? He signed it...and then Rocco threw it away...kind of cutting your nose off to spiderface (anybody?).

Instant classic, IMO.

[Stretch]

It's like duckface, just creepier.

[sacm3bill]

Originally Posted by Stretch

It's like duckface, just creepier.

Is it also like butterface?

[David in FL]

Originally Posted by sacm3bill

Is it also like butterface?

Now we're right back to asinine!

[bplewis24]

Originally Posted by sacm3bill

Instant classic, IMO.

I think you win the award for find-of-the-month this month.

[jamo]

P.S.:  Come to our June get together.  It's real simple:  Just take a flight from Logan to LAX, get on Sepulveda, take that to Century Boulevard, then get on the 405 South ...

Let's see ... a quick Google tells me a round trip airplane ticket is ~$450, so I'd take MA-135 to I-495, get on the Mass Pike and run out of money while paying the toll at the Ted Williams Tunnel. ;-)

[Golfingdad]

Originally Posted by sacm3bill

Instant classic, IMO.

Originally Posted by bplewis24

I think you win the award for find-of-the-month this month.

I don't mean to poop in anybody's corn flakes (wait ... am I suppose to say pee?  Whatever ... something gross) but I got the impression that the dude wrote that on purpose to be funny.  In spite of the lack of a smiley, I thought the "(anybody?)" addition was him tapping the mic and saying "is this thing on??"

[Ernest Jones]

Originally Posted by Golfingdad

I don't mean to poop in anybody's corn flakes (wait ... am I suppose to say pee?  Whatever ... something gross) but I got the impression that the dude wrote that on purpose to be funny.  In spite of the lack of a smiley, I thought the "(anybody?)" addition was him tapping the mic and saying "is this thing on??"

My thoughts exactly.

Thanks for saying poop, always funny.

[bplewis24]

Judge's ruling on "spiderface"?