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You guys are both wrong. Β Fartherrmore, you can't spell.

I know, I am so dum just an absolute indiot. Β Know I no why I should not post in here. :-) I have an almost sexy golf swing though, and Slice is making big strides, can we please be cool still though almost maybe?

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Know I no why I should not post in here.

That hurt my head.

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Know I no why I should not post in hear.

FIFY.

Yours in earnest,Β Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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I believe the proper terminology is Native Americaniot.

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I believe the proper terminology is Native Americaniot.

My sincerestfullΒ apologiesΒ to anyone I offended.

Nate

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I believe the proper terminology is Native Americaniot.

We might have to ban him

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My sincerestfullΒ apologiesΒ to anyone I offended.

Dont wary aboot it eh.

Yours in earnest,Β Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks:Β :cleveland:Β 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5* Β :tmade:Β RBZ HL 3wΒ Β :nickent:Β 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H Β :callaway:Β X-22 5-AW Β :nike:SV tour 56* SWΒ :mizuno:Β MP-T11 60* LWΒ :bridgestone:Β customized TD-03 putterΒ :tmade:Penta TP3 Β Β :aimpoint:

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We might have to ban him

:cry: Please don't. I have been a somewhat useless but friendly member. Although I do get called an idiotΒ rather frequently, maybe I shouldΒ be banned.Β  I promise to refer to myself as an Native Americaniot from now on.

Nate

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/aj8/19-jokes-only-grammar-nerds-will-understand-cfe3

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One of my favorite vocabulary-related comics:

In my bag:

Driver: Titleist TSi3Β |Β 15ΒΊ 3-Wood: Ping G410 |Β 17ΒΊ 2-Hybrid: Ping G410 |Β 19ΒΊ 3-Iron: TaylorMade GAPR Lo |4-PW Irons: Nike VR Pro Combo |Β 54ΒΊ SW, 60ΒΊ LW: Titleist Vokey SM8Β |Β Putter: Odyssey Toulon Las Vegas H7

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When I grip the club my left wrist is cupped a good bit. Whatnots the correct way to hold the club bd what will that help with. I think I natuartally have it someone shut anyway because even if my wrist is flat to slightly cupped the club face is still shut. You can see it in my prof. Pic

Maybe his coffee machine is broken.

Yours in earnest,Β Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks:Β :cleveland:Β 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5* Β :tmade:Β RBZ HL 3wΒ Β :nickent:Β 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H Β :callaway:Β X-22 5-AW Β :nike:SV tour 56* SWΒ :mizuno:Β MP-T11 60* LWΒ :bridgestone:Β customized TD-03 putterΒ :tmade:Penta TP3 Β Β :aimpoint:

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Or maybe when he grips his keyboard, his left wrist is still cupped and whatsnot.

lol

We could just dedicate this thread to that kid. He seems nice and harmless enough, but my God...

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IAD = ( [ADD] * .96 + [EPS] * [1/.12] ) / (1.15)
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ADD = Actual Driver Distance (in yards)
EPS = E-Penis Size (in inches)
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Just search for "Lookingfortruth", and have a field day.

You're welcome. :whistle:

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EPS = E-Penis Size (in inches)
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I was kinda wondering in which thread he would be mentioned first ... ;-)

Stretch.

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That reminds me; I need to buy some energy pars. :-)

Erik J. Barzeski β€” β›³Β I knock a ball. It goes in a gopher hole. πŸŒπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ
Director of InstructionΒ Golf EvolutionΒ β€’Β Owner,Β The Sand Trap .comΒ β€’Β Author,Β Lowest Score Wins
Golf DigestΒ "Best Young Teachers in America" 2016-17Β &Β "Best in State" 2017-20Β β€’ WNY Section PGA Teacher of the Year 2019Β :edel:Β :true_linkswear:

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