The Best (worst) Spelling and Grammar Errors Thread

[Valleygolfer]

You're defiantly back!

Originally Posted by Orlando38

valleygolfer...curious, how do squats wreck a already bad back? are you a trainer, or strength coach? cause I am and they defiantly do not "wreck" you're back!

[Ernest Jones]

System doesn't infer method or a certain style of swing, it just means the information is organized in such a way that it's easy for the average Joe to understand and achieve.

Imply.

[jamo]

To me release has always been a bi-product of a good golf motion. Right now the only feeling I get with my hands is post impact, which gives me good feedback on my swing. Because my hand movement post impact varies depending on if I hit the shot I want or not.

:-$

[Ernest Jones]

I know what I am doing the next time I am out on the course for 18 holes, this could be fun!!!!

58 is really really really bad. That is averaging 3.22 putts per hole. I mean seriously. You'd think maybe one would luckily go in.

Go get a putting lesson. Something to fix this. Doesn't matter, find a way to hit putts in a more consistent manor and then develop some distance control.

Something like this:

[David in FL]

Something like this:

Dammit EJ, I told you, no pictures of the house if you want to be invited back down here!

[saevel25]

Something like this:

Look at that lawn. Just trim it down more and you can practice putting all you want!!!

[Ernest Jones]

Dammit EJ, I told you, no pictures of the house if you want to be invited back down here!

Sorry, I thought it was just the grotto full of frolicking nymphs that I wasn't supposed to photograph. My bad.

[David in FL]

Sorry, I thought it was just the grotto full of frolicking nymphs that I wasn't supposed to photograph. My bad.

Just remember, what happens in the grotto, stays in the grotto!

[Ernest Jones]

Just remember, what happens in the grotto, stays in the grotto!

What grotto?

[Golfingdad]

What grotto?

The one at David's manner.

[jamo]

I will say this, i would research as much as you can, and understand proper technique is of the up most importance when working out. I would consult with a physical therapist if need be, or a personal trainer.

Small one, but it's "utmost," not "up most." :-)

[nevets88]

[14ledo81]

@nevets88 , good find.

[Valleygolfer]

:poo: [URL=http://thesandtrap.com/content/type/61/id/98233/] [/URL]

I have been know to say things like this. May not be a typo...

[Golfingdad]

This threads been quiet for awhile, so ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer 4

FIRE. Some MORONS decided it would be a good idea to set off what I think was 3 1/2 sticks of Dynamite. It sounded like they partially buried it, or put in something, cuz the sound was sorta muffled. Anyway, when they went off, immediately I could see amber's flying in the air, not 1 min. later the fires started.

We called the police and fire dept..Once they got to the range, due lack of access to the brush areas behind a Public park, they evacuated all of us. I had just hit some really good shots with my 54* wedge, still had a full Jumbo bucket left. Lucky for me, I'm friends with the guy that runs the place, said he would save em for me.

At last count, there were 4 full engines involved, and approx 2 acres burning of park land. I sure hope they catch those idots.

I'll post some pic's later.

The only place I think I would ever expect to see that ... would be at a high school cheerleading competition.

Thank you, thank you very much.  (Don't forget to tip your waitress!)

[saevel25]

Quote:

From a golf dot com article

I didn't know there are multiple Gary Player out there?

[iacas]

When I say "effect" I mean a positive OR negative correlation with the rest of the round.

Effect is a noun. Affect is a verb.

http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/affect-versus-effect

The error was more glaring in the thread title (since edited).

[Golfingdad]

Effect is a noun. Affect is a verb.

http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/affect-versus-effect

The error was more glaring in the thread title (since edited).

He was effectively affected by the effect of people's affection.

I don't know, trying to make up a tongue twister, I guess.