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Best ever!! [quote name="J M Brown" url="/t/81741/5-minutes-daily-practice-challenge-may-2015/100_100#post_1137111"]I did twenty minutes outside working on weight transfer with plastic wife balls.[/quote]

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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Ha ha. RAORING???

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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^^^^^ Is that something Canadian engines do???

-Matt-

"does it still count as a hit fairway if it is the next one over"

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^^^^^ Is that something Canadian engines do???

It's a Subaru ad, so I guess that's Japanese phonetics.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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An oldie but goldie:

Causing great mirth on the social network on Thursday, the unfortunate choice of hashtag #Susanalbumparty to promote the singer's new album event has spawned a wealth of mock invites to the party and ridicule. Gawker reports the rumour-bashing site Is Twitter Wrong (run by @flashboy ) managed to track down the original tweet from Susan's account, which was hastily changed to #SusanBoylesAlbumParty.

Russ, from "sunny" Yorkshire = :-( 

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Ha ha. RAORING???

I actually find the headline grammar much more amusing than the typo.  Makes it sound like he was fined for apologizing. :-P (Unless that is an Onion type website and that's the point - if so, never mind.)

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^^^^

LOL.

Didn't even see that one.  Good catch.

-Matt-

"does it still count as a hit fairway if it is the next one over"

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I received an email today with the sign off: "Thank you in anticification!" Does that mean you're really, really keen?

Stretch.

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Get your panties out of war and except the fact that other people have different preferences.

Out of war?

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Out of war?

Maybe he had some bad oysters.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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Welcome to the TST!

Yes, welcome to the The Sand Trap. :-P

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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No thanks.. I'm not supporting putting more money into that guys pocket. Plus I will only wear flat gold shoes from now on.

Gold shoes? That is badass! Clearly a typo, but a funny one!

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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Gold shoes? That is badass!

Clearly a typo, but a funny one!

I don't think it was a typo. I think he wears gold shoes :dance:

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I don't think it was a typo. I think he wears gold shoes :dance:

Must be an Arab thing! :-$

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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I like turning on the Master's online and watching the two feature groups. I'll just put it on Aiman Corner and watching people play my favorite stretch of holes on the course.

Dough, c'mon man, you're making it tough to pick you for the Newport Cup. Your scores are now second in worry to this!

:banana::hmm::naughty:

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Dough, c'mon man, you're making it tough to pick you for the Newport Cup. Your scores are now second in worry to this!

:cry:

Matt Dougherty, P.E.
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What's in My Bag
Driver; :pxg: 0311 Gen 5,  3-Wood: 
:titleist: 917h3 ,  Hybrid:  :titleist: 915 2-Hybrid,  Irons: Sub 70 TAIII Fordged
Wedges: :edel: (52, 56, 60),  Putter: :edel:,  Ball: :snell: MTB,  Shoe: :true_linkswear:,  Rangfinder: :leupold:
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Dough, c'mon man, you're making it tough to pick you for the Newport Cup. Your scores are now second in worry to this!


Then you should pick me! I'm a single digit handicap in my 9 hole league .

- Shane

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http://thesandtrap.com/t/79427/titleist-announces-new-2015-pro-v1-and-pro-v1x-golf-balls#post_1160777

That is one scary post. It makes my eyes hurt just trying to read it.

Matt Dougherty, P.E.
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What's in My Bag
Driver; :pxg: 0311 Gen 5,  3-Wood: 
:titleist: 917h3 ,  Hybrid:  :titleist: 915 2-Hybrid,  Irons: Sub 70 TAIII Fordged
Wedges: :edel: (52, 56, 60),  Putter: :edel:,  Ball: :snell: MTB,  Shoe: :true_linkswear:,  Rangfinder: :leupold:
Bag: :ping:

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