When you play a betting match and your opponent owes you money but lacks cash, what do you do?

[FlappyGilmore]

Is hitting their shins with golf clubs acceptable instead of an IOU?

[billchao]

Must be a big money match if you're winning cars. Also, how'd they get to the course?

[Lihu]

Must be a big money match if you're winning cars. Also, how'd they get to the course?

I heard that public transportation is pretty good in the Boston area.:-P Seriously, I've paid up more because of the lack of change, and visa versa. I play with friends so we can always catch up with each other. We never play for that much anyway. How much are you owed?

[David in FL]

You seem to have an unhealthy fascination with causing damage to people and animals with golf clubs/balls...... :-\

[billchao]

You seem to have an unhealthy fascination with causing damage to people and animals with golf clubs/balls...... :-\

Probably a penchant for shaking people down for money at bridges, too.

[MacDutch]

I would send my Bulgarian hitmen in. They are rather cheap lately.

[rkim291968]

You take his most expensive club out of his bag and take it home.

[Strandly]

This is why they invented kneecaps.

[guiseppe]

I don't do anything.  I never play for enough money so that it would make a difference to my day. Certainly don't say something in front of other people.  If you need to make a loser look like more of a loser over  $5, $10, $20 or whatever, it just makes you look petty.

He just never gets a money match again unless he pays without a reminder and generally does not get the courtesy of a free drink in a situation where I would pay for someone else .

[UpDown]

I put drinks on their account.

[TourSpoon]

I put out a risque ad on Craig's List with their phone number...

[Artimas]

I give my cousin Rocco a call...

[Fourputt]

We never play for more than we can afford.

I also never wager with anyone but friends.  Playing for money with strangers is either a good way to get hustled or welched on.  Either way it puts a downer on the round.

[Dave2512]

Can't say it's happened to me but I'll  accept a beer or two instead, everyone has plastic these days. If they flake on that NBD I won't play with them again. I suppose there is a chance it's an honest mistake but  IMO a clue there is an underlying character flaw. Life is too short to hang around people like that.