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Sherpat

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Sherpat Dedicated Member

Sherpat

But everyone I've told it to, laughs: A high school boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever again but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over the the punch table and there is no punch line.
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David in FL Incredible Member

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You need some smarter friends.....

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Golfingdad Incredible Member

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But everyone I've told it to, laughs:

A high school boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever again but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over the the punch table and there is no punch line.

I was going around telling that joke awhile back, but sadly for me, very few people laughed. :cry:

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Yukari Great Member

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Well, at least you got the title right.

;-)

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Valleygolfer Super Member

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I felt like punching someone afterwards....

"My ball is on top of a rock in the hazard, do I get some sort of relief?"

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14ledo81 Super Member

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I felt like punching someone afterwards....

Well... This was funny at least.

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Sherpat Dedicated Member

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Thangyu, thangyu. Goodnight, and don't forget to tip your waitress. Try the veal. :-D

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3-Wood Wishon 525 F/D, 13*, Matrix Studio 65gm, Golf Pride Dual Compound
Hybrid: Wishon "321", 24*, MSF 85 HB, Winn DSI
Irons: Wishon 770CFE, Matrix Studio 74gm, Winn DSI

Putter: Odyssey DFX 2-Ball

Bag: Some big, honkin', ridiculous overkill of an Ogio cart bag with more pockets than I have teeth.


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Sherpat Dedicated Member

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I want those seconds of my life back.

I tried to warn you in the title, dude.

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Hybrid: Wishon "321", 24*, MSF 85 HB, Winn DSI
Irons: Wishon 770CFE, Matrix Studio 74gm, Winn DSI

Putter: Odyssey DFX 2-Ball

Bag: Some big, honkin', ridiculous overkill of an Ogio cart bag with more pockets than I have teeth.


Zeph Incredible Member

Zeph

There are good stupid jokes.

Why are ponies so quiet? Because they are a little horse.

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Sherpat Dedicated Member

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There are good stupid jokes. Why are ponies so quiet? Because they are a little horse.

That wasn't a stupid joke. It was as stupid riddle. I stand by my stupid joke. :-P

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3-Wood Wishon 525 F/D, 13*, Matrix Studio 65gm, Golf Pride Dual Compound
Hybrid: Wishon "321", 24*, MSF 85 HB, Winn DSI
Irons: Wishon 770CFE, Matrix Studio 74gm, Winn DSI

Putter: Odyssey DFX 2-Ball

Bag: Some big, honkin', ridiculous overkill of an Ogio cart bag with more pockets than I have teeth.


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I liked it. It was cerebral.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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Sherpat Dedicated Member

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I [U]knew[/U] someone would finally understand it.

Bag It:

3-Wood Wishon 525 F/D, 13*, Matrix Studio 65gm, Golf Pride Dual Compound
Hybrid: Wishon "321", 24*, MSF 85 HB, Winn DSI
Irons: Wishon 770CFE, Matrix Studio 74gm, Winn DSI

Putter: Odyssey DFX 2-Ball

Bag: Some big, honkin', ridiculous overkill of an Ogio cart bag with more pockets than I have teeth.


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