Is Tiger missing a toof?

[nevets88]

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Originally Posted by colin007

I just gotta pop in and thank @nevets88 for spelling it "toof". I've laughed each time I've checked this page.

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Steve

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[cipher]

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Nate

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[k-troop]

This is bringing the Allenby story into a new light.  I think the PGA Tour has started a fight club .

Don't talk about it any further.

[cipher]

This is bringing the Allenby story into a new light.  I think the PGA Tour has started a fight club.

Don't talk about it any further.

Good thought.  If Allenby was American I might think this was a new secret Ryder Cup strategy to toughen our guys up a bit.

[9iron]

Can anyone vouch for Elin's whereabouts?

[GolfLug]

Breaking news: It turns out it was Tiger vs. Allenby. An eye for a tooth.

[Zeph]

I wonder if the change in airflow when he's breathing will affect his swing. Could be a possible detail to put blame on in the event of results being less than satisfactory.

"I hit it well, but my toof was acting up."

[TreyWingbat]

Well to be fair, Tiger's been toothless for quite a while now on Tour, especially in majors.

[k-troop]

I wonder if the change in airflow when he's breathing will affect his swing. Could be a possible detail to put blame on in the event of results being less than satisfactory. "I hit it well, but my toof was acting up."

He's setting up his next WD? [quote name="TreyWingbat" url="/t/79369/is-tiger-missing-a-toof/20_20#post_1096857"]Well to be fair, Tiger's been toothless for quite a while now on Tour, especially in majors.   [/quote] L. O. L.

[Lefty-Golfer]

I assume he had a disagreement with Elin over the kids...it didn't end well!

[9iron]

Holly Sonders was just on TV saying that there is speculation about Tiger's story not adding up. I'm shocked! On a serious note, if you think about it, if camera men accidentally took out one of Tiger's teeth wouldn't there be pics of the incident, or at least its immediate aftermath?

[MSchott]

Holly Sonders was just on TV saying that there is speculation about Tiger's story not adding up. I'm shocked! On a serious note, if you think about it, if camera men accidentally took out one of Tiger's teeth wouldn't there be pics of the incident, or at least its immediate aftermath?

Breaking news? That speculation started last week, With no facts either way.

[trickyputt]

I bet I could find that tooth. I found some giant bones and posted about them in the ncaa thread, but I dont think sweet iacas believed me.

[9iron]

Breaking news? That speculation started last week, With no facts either way.

Actually, there are facts. The Ski Tournament director and one cameraman are on record as calling b.s. on Tiger's story. The fact they called b.s. on him is a fact.

[iacas]

I bet I could find that tooth. I found some giant bones and posted about them in the ncaa thread, but I dont think sweet iacas believed me.

Nobody believed you. Bogus story.

Tiger will probably be asked about his tooth tomorrow.

[bjfox10]

Let me see how close I can come to tomorrows answers.

TW "The bump really was not that hard. As many of you were aware thanks to your close up photos (Tiger's attempt at humor) the tooth was not doing well. The doc was trying to get me to remove it for years. I don't listen well to docs (more Tiger humor). The tooth broke just below the gum line and did not hurt. The last thing I wanted to do was take any attention away from Linsey so I just had Stieny call my dentist on my way home".

In many ways it makes some sense.

[TreyWingbat]

Because the Patriots were sucking the air out of their balls, the negative pressure caused Tiger's tooth to fall out halfway across the globe due to the trajectory of the negative air pressure.  Not only that, but the positive air pressure across the other side of the globe in Hawaii caused air molecules to punch out Allenby's face.

Case closed for both trials.

[colin007]

Because the Patriots were sucking the air out of their balls, the negative pressure caused Tiger's tooth to fall out halfway across the globe due to the trajectory of the negative air pressure.  Not only that, but the positive air pressure across the other side of the globe in Hawaii caused air molecules to punch out Allenby's face. Case closed for both trials.

That's actually....brilliant.