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jbishop15 Great Member

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6 minutes ago, Fairway_CY said:

Wish granted.  Now you're famous and there are only 2 days left of 2016, so... good luck.

I wish Tom Brady never existed.

CY

Wish granted! But, like Tim Allen in the Santa Clause, you have to take his place, but without his skill set, or football knowledge. It's a long year getting pounded into the turf.

 

6 minutes ago, mchepp said:

Wish granted. But you get caught up in a bunch of sexual relationships and drive your escalade into a fire hydrant. ;-)

I wish for a golf sponsorship where I could get all the free clubs, balls, gloves, etc I wanted.

Wish granted! It's all Warrior's Golf Equipment, and they never stop calling or sending you emails.

I wish that I played in the NBA.

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10 minutes ago, jbishop15 said:

I wish that I played in the NBA.

Wish granted, but you're not any better at basketball than you are now.  I don't think you'll get into many games before you get released...tomorrow.

I wish that I had season tickets for the Steelers.

- John

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10 minutes ago, jbishop15 said:

Wish granted! But, like Tim Allen in the Santa Clause, you have to take his place, but without his skill set, or football knowledge. It's a long year getting pounded into the turf.

 

Wish granted! It's all Warrior's Golf Equipment, and they never stop calling or sending you emails.

I wish that I played in the NBA.

Wish granted. You're the mvp for the position of benchwarmer.

I wish i could eat bacon and steak for every meal. 

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jbishop15 Great Member

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Just now, Hardspoon said:

Wish granted, but you're not any better at basketball than you are now.  I don't think you'll get into many games before you get released...tomorrow.

I wish that I had season tickets for the Steelers.

Hey, I've got a silky smooth jumper. 

Wish granted! But you're stuck behind a person so talented at whipping the terrible towel that you never get to see a minute of the game. 

Just now, phillyk said:

Wish granted. You're the mvp for the position of benchwarmer.

I wish i could eat bacon and steak for every meal. 

Wish granted! Your coronary bypass surgery is scheduled for next Wednesday :-P

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You didn't make a wish @jbishop15.

I wish I liked the taste of vegetables.

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2 hours ago, iacas said:

You didn't make a wish @jbishop15.

I wish I liked the taste of vegetables.

Wish granted, you now like the taste of rotten carrots and peas.

I wish all tst-members a happy new year. 

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CarlSpackler Incredible Member

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4 hours ago, MacDutch said:

Wish granted, you now like the taste of rotten carrots and peas.

I wish all tst-members a happy new year. 

Wish granted, but @David in FL has a really good year and takes all of your money when you come to Orlando. 

I wish it wasn't getting so cold tonight. 

- Shane

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21 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

Wish granted, but @David in FL has a really good year and takes all of your money when you come to Orlando. 

I wish it wasn't getting so cold tonight. 

Wish granted, but for Hawaii not Orlando.

I wish I averaged 75% GIR for all next year with an average of 32 putts per round.

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1 hour ago, boogielicious said:

Wish granted, but for Hawaii not Orlando.

I wish I averaged 75% GIR for all next year with an average of 32 putts per round.

Wish granted, but only while playing Golden Tee.

I wish I played golf as well in real life, as I do on EA Sports Tiger Woods 2013!

DJ

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Vinny Cap Great Member

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14 minutes ago, djfajt71 said:

Wish granted, but only while playing Golden Tee.

I wish I played golf as well in real life, as I do on EA Sports Tiger Woods 2013!

Wish granted but everyone you play against is great at TW 2016 and you don't win any matches till you upgrade.

I wish we only worked on Sat and Sun and had M-F off!

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9 minutes ago, Vinny Cap said:

Wish granted but everyone you play against is great at TW 2016 and you don't win any matches till you upgrade.

I wish we only worked on Sat and Sun and had M-F off!

Wish granted, but now you have to work around the clock on Sat and Sun, and it takes 3 days to recover so you still only get two days of down time.

I wish I had a brand new boat and truck to pull it with.

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3 minutes ago, 14ledo81 said:

Wish granted, but now you have to work around the clock on Sat and Sun, and it takes 3 days to recover so you still only get two days of down time.

I wish I had a brand new boat and truck to pull it with.

Wish granted, but you screwed up the boat by towing it without a trailer. Should have wished for one of those too. 

I wish that I could find a good pizza joint down here. 

- Shane

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Vinny Cap Great Member

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8 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

Wish granted, but you screwed up the boat by towing it without a trailer. Should have wished for one of those too. 

I wish that I could find a good pizza joint down here. 

Wish granted but the Cops pull you over and you get arrested for possession.  Luckily you fight it and get off with 3 years of community service.

I wish the golf season was longer in the North East!

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46 minutes ago, Vinny Cap said:

Wish granted but the Cops pull you over and you get arrested for possession.  Luckily you fight it and get off with 3 years of community service.

I wish the golf season was longer in the North East!

Wish granted, but it is the North East part of Florida.

I wish I averaged 75% GIR for all next year with an average of 32 putts per round playing from the tips!

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6 minutes ago, boogielicious said:

Wish granted, but it is the North East part of Florida.

I wish I averaged 75% GIR for all next year with an average of 32 putts per round playing from the tips!

Wish granted, but the tips are only 2134 yards at the local executive course, and the four or five greens you miss you hit four balls OB on each.

I wish that Kate Beckinsale lived next door to me.

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2 minutes ago, iacas said:

Wish granted, but the tips are only 2134 yards at the local executive course, and the four or five greens you miss you hit four balls OB on each.

I wish that Kate Beckinsale lived next door to me.

Wish granted but she thinks you are a vampire! 

I wish Hawaii was only an hour flight from Boston.

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phillyk Super Member

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4 minutes ago, iacas said:

Wish granted, but the tips are only 2134 yards at the local executive course, and the four or five greens you miss you hit four balls OB on each.

I wish that Kate Beckinsale lived next door to me.

Wish granted, but kanye west is on the other side. 

I wish i could fly. 

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2 minutes ago, phillyk said:

Wish granted, but kanye west is on the other side. 

I wish i could fly. 

Wish granted, you can fly but only in one direction, down.

I wish drinking wine and beer was good for you and helped you stay in shape.

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