Corrupt a Wish Thread

[iacas]

1 hour ago, Piz said:

I wish I had read the directions and provided a wish.

Wish granted, because you can scroll back to the first page and mods won't have to edit your post to add a wish.

I wish for the Blue Jackets to lose their next game so their streak stops at 16.

[Buckeyebowman]

21 minutes ago, iacas said:

Wish granted, because you can scroll back to the first page and mods won't have to edit your post to add a wish.

I wish for the Blue Jackets to lose their next game so their streak stops at 16.

Wish granted, damned Penguins lover!

I wish for the Cavaliers to continue their dominance over the Warriors, and repeat as NBA champs!

[carpediem4300]

4 hours ago, Buckeyebowman said:

Wish granted, damned Penguins lover!

I wish for the Cavaliers to continue their dominance over the Warriors, and repeat as NBA champs!

Wish granted, but post finals it transpires you fielded ineligible players and a retrospective points deduction see's you stripped of the title (I've researched NBA and dont really get it so sorry if that doesnt fit with how it works )

 

I wish to always shoot under par

[boogielicious]

2 hours ago, carpediem4300 said:

Wish granted, but post finals it transpires you fielded ineligible players and a retrospective points deduction see's you stripped of the title (I've researched NBA and dont really get it so sorry if that doesnt fit with how it works )

 

I wish to always shoot under par

Wish granted but it is mini-golf only.

I wish we had palm trees in Boston.

[Hatchman]

15 minutes ago, boogielicious said:

Wish granted but it is mini-golf only.

I wish we had palm trees in Boston.

Wish granted, but their indoor plastic.

Wish I had hair.

[boogielicious]

Just now, Hatchman said:

Wish granted, but their indoor plastic.

Wish I had hair.

Wish granted, all over your body!!

I wish my knees were good enough to run again.

[carpediem4300]

1 hour ago, boogielicious said:

Wish granted, all over your body!!

I wish my knees were good enough to run again.

wish granted but you can only run backwards

I wish I lose some weight this year!

[CarlSpackler]

Just now, carpediem4300 said:

wish granted but you can only run backwards

I wish I lose some weight this year!

Wish granted, but you lose your car keys too. 

I wish I could find my car keys.

[carpediem4300]

10 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

Wish granted, but you lose your car keys too. 

I wish I could find my car keys.

jesus christ dont, i lost my keys last year when visiting relatives 300 miles from home and my house keys were in the car that nobody could access because the deadlocks were stuck on, a train journey home, breaking into my home to get the spare key and a train journey back to find out the spare key was broken and un-fixable,................i almost set fire to the damn thing

 

wish granted, but they are in your car that is already locked

I wish my darts game improves during my winter golf break

[woodzie264]

44 minutes ago, carpediem4300 said:

I wish my darts game improves during my winter golf break

Granted!.. you can pick the wings off a fly when practicing, but you get the yips whenever you play against someone and can't hit the board.

I wish I had a free lifetime supply of Blanton's bourbon

[iacas]

47 minutes ago, woodzie264 said:

I wish I had a free lifetime supply of Blanton's bourbon

Wish granted, but it's only the lifetime of a fruit fly.

I wish that I could know we'll all be financially stable for the rest of our lives.

[woodzie264]

15 minutes ago, iacas said:

Wish granted, but it's only the lifetime of a fruit fly.

I wish that I could know we'll all be financially stable for the rest of our lives.

Granted, but our lives are that of fruit flies.

I wish I was sleeping right now

[Club Rat]

13 minutes ago, woodzie264 said:

I wish I was sleeping right now

Wish granted but in your sleep you have a horrible dream that your a horrible golfer that can not break 120 and lose to all your golf buddies.

I wish winters were only a month long and spring and fall months were longer in the northern central region of the USA.

[billchao]

8 minutes ago, Club Rat said:

Wish granted but in your sleep you have a horrible dream that your a horrible golfer that can not break 120 and lose to all your golf buddies.

I wish winters were only a month long and spring and fall months were longer in the northern central region of the USA.

Wish granted. The weather is great, but soon you're in one of the worst droughts on record because the winter snowfall and subsequent thaw doesn't happen. Farms dry up, food production drops, and worst of all, golf courses become unplayable dirt tracks and many are forced to shut down.

I wish they wouldn't close roads on the routes I take to work.

[BamaWade]

1 hour ago, billchao said:

I wish they wouldn't close roads on the routes I take to work.

Wish granted, but your office relocates to Queens.

I wish this creative slump would go away in time for me to make my 1/31 story submission deadline.

[billchao]

1 hour ago, BamaWade said:

Wish granted, but your office relocates to Queens.

I wish this creative slump would go away in time for me to make my 1/31 story submission deadline.

Wish granted but your deadline got pushed up to Friday.

I wish people would perform proper maintenance on their equipment at the recommended intervals.

[CarlSpackler]

3 minutes ago, billchao said:

Wish granted but your deadline got pushed up to Friday.

I wish people would perform proper maintenance on their equipment at the recommended intervals.

Wish granted, but they start using the equipment for purposes other than intended causing more problems.

I wish it wasn't getting so cold this weekend.

[iacas]

20 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

I wish it wasn't getting so cold this weekend.

Wish granted. The northern states have a really warm weekend for early January. I get to play some disc golf on Sunday.

I wish that the ice cream I bought always had the right mixture and ratio of the ingredients in it. No more skimping on the cookie dough or cherry bits!