LOOKING For a trainer

[kylemurphyyy]

I have been playing professional golf for 3 years now on the xbox, but now I want to learn how to do it in real life. I am 6'5 285lbs and am A RIGT HAND GOLFER in Rhode Island. I enjoy eating, playing wii golf, and outdoors and chicks. I learned that being a pro golfer makes a lot of money an it looks pretty easy, so I wanna try it so I need a trainer who will get a small percentage of my winnings. PLs hit me up with details of a pro in the rhode islan area.

[saevel25]

55 minutes ago, kylemurphyyy said:

I learned that being a pro golfer makes a lot of money an it looks pretty easy.

You will find this statement to be completely false. They make it look easy because they are very much the best in the world. Golf is one of the hardest games to become elite at.

[kylemurphyyy]

35 minutes ago, saevel25 said:

You will find this statement to be completely false. They make it look easy because they are very much the best in the world. Golf is one of the hardest games to become elite at.

Dude its hitting a ball with a club,its not rocket science bro

[freshmanUTA]

4 minutes ago, kylemurphyyy said:

Dude its hitting a ball with a club,its not rocket science bro

Go play 18. Follow the rules extremely close. Then come back and tell us how you did.

[billchao]

3 minutes ago, kylemurphyyy said:

Dude its hitting a ball with a club,its not rocket science bro

Bro you probably won't even need a trainer to make it on tour. Save your winnings for a manager that can get you fat sponsorship deals and chicks.

[Gator Hazard]

I have to ask: what makes a person think because they are good at playing a sport game on Wii, that they can just put down the Cheetos and Mountain Dew and all of a sudden they can be a professional athlete? 

Bro, you should make sure to:

1). Punch sides of beef in a freezer

2). Jog up and down some stairs

3). Play at least two rounds of mini golf a week

4). Eat raw eggs each morning. 

In a month or so you should be ready to break onto the Web.com tour. 

Dont forget to wear a really cool sweatband on your head and give us a shoutout as you don your first Green Jacket at next years Masters.  

[TN94z]

 

40 minutes ago, kylemurphyyy said:

Dude its hitting a ball with a club,its not rocket science bro

Then why the need for a trainer??

Edited July 19, 2017 by TN94z

[kylemurphyyy]

 

17 hours ago, freshmanUTA said:

Go play 18. Follow the rules extremely close. Then come back and tell us how you did.

shot 6 over bro is that decent for a round ?

16 hours ago, TN94z said:

 

Then why the need for a trainer??

To keep me off the Cheetos dood

[mcanadiens]

17 hours ago, Gator Hazard said:

Dont forget to wear a really cool sweatband on your head and give us a shoutout as you don your first Green Jacket at next years Masters.  

Ha. Ha. The old men of Augusta would turn over in their graves.

Awesome.

[woodzie264]

Don't feed the trolls

Edited July 20, 2017 by woodzie264

[saevel25]

2 hours ago, kylemurphyyy said:

shot 6 over bro is that decent for a round ?

What course, what set of tees?

[David in FL]

4 hours ago, woodzie264 said:

Don't feed the trolls

Even those that aren't very good!  

[Valleygolfer]

On 7/19/2017 at 2:25 PM, kylemurphyyy said:

I have been playing professional golf for 3 years now on the xbox, but now I want to learn how to do it in real life. I am 6'5 285lbs and am A RIGT HAND GOLFER in Rhode Island. I enjoy eating, playing wii golf, and outdoors and chicks. I learned that being a pro golfer makes a lot of money an it looks pretty easy, so I wanna try it so I need a trainer who will get a small percentage of my winnings. PLs hit me up with details of a pro in the rhode islan area.

I didn't know Dan Bilzerian lived in Rhode Island.

[Apoc81]

11 hours ago, kylemurphyyy said:

 

shot 6 over bro is that decent for a round ?

To keep me off the Cheetos dood

I believe you shot 6 over through two holes, if you were playing loose with the rules. 

[freshmanUTA]

13 hours ago, kylemurphyyy said:

 

shot 6 over bro is that decent for a round ?

To keep me off the Cheetos dood

For a professional? That pretty bad. You wouldn't make a cut. Not to mention you probably played on a course designed for the average golfer, not professionals. Now that you've correctly followed the rules and played, keep it up. Play 10 rounds and if your worst score is 6 over, enter a professional tournament. Then see how you do. 

http://www.swingthought.com/

http://www.minorleaguegolf.com/

http://www.pepsitour.com/open_home.php

 

Also, its expensive.