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Top ten things to yell after a tee shot

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MrGolfguy67 Dedicated Member

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2 hours ago, 3jacker said:

I just borrow from TW:  "GODDAMMIT!!"

Most excellent 🙀

Carry on my wayward drive

There'll be pars when you are done

Lay your weary wedge to rest

Don't you shank no more 

 

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five, four, three, two, one...

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sofingaw Dedicated Member

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One time I had to yell “LOOK OUT DUCK!”

Almost got my first confirmed kill that day....

Other than that I generally just sigh as loudly as possible, half the time followed by an UuuuuUUUGH! 

Or go with the old classic standard: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG.

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Jack Watson Great Member

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Two possibilities:

bomb a drive?  It is “YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH?  OK!”

slice into hazard? Not quite a yell but

”I never liked that guy.  I never trust him”

Pacino

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"GETOUTAHERE!" or for poor shot "YOU'REOUTAHERE!" -Marv

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Yahtzee.

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Driver: :callaway: Rogue ST  /  Woods: :tmade: Stealth 5W / Hybrid: :tmade: Stealth 25* / Irons: :ping: i500’s /  Wedges: :edel: 54*, 58*; Putter: :scotty_cameron: Futura 5  Ball: image.png Vero X1

 

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Dilly Dilly!  (Especially at the Masters)

Driver: :callaway: Rogue ST  /  Woods: :tmade: Stealth 5W / Hybrid: :tmade: Stealth 25* / Irons: :ping: i500’s /  Wedges: :edel: 54*, 58*; Putter: :scotty_cameron: Futura 5  Ball: image.png Vero X1

 

 -Jonny

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sofingaw Dedicated Member

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You know, I just realized this is posted in ‘tour talk’. Meaning this is probably directed at what fans should yell, vice hitters of the ball..

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Vinsk Incredible Member

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‘Well that was my last ball.’

2 hours ago, sofingaw said:

You know, I just realized this is posted in ‘tour talk’. Meaning this is probably directed at what fans should yell, vice hitters of the ball..

Probably right. In that case, nothing.

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The Recreational Golfer Great Member

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Actually, golfers should learn how to make those annoying sounds the tennis players make when they hit the ball. Just like Jack Hamm used to do.  POOOOOOOOWWWW! That would bring lots of interest to the sport. But then a few players might make those sounds when they tap in a three-foot putt, and that would be stupid. Never  mind!

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After a pro hits his shot during a pro tournament? You don’t yell thats for drunk retards who shoud’nt be allowed at the course.

Before you hit your own ball? ‘Hammertime’ And after that when you sliced or hooked it out of bounds you turn to your marker and shout ‘Put me down for a fack’.

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"Where's the Beef!"

"Blooooooooownnn up, sir!"

"Free Willy!"

"Here comes the pain train!"

"There was a 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll!"

"I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!"

 

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