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Tiger Woods
Ernie Els
Vijay Singh
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Lemay427 Great Member

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KJ... He is asian so he can do Lui Kang flying kicks and throw fire balls

Boo..Redneck that I am sure has been in a bar fight, so he has experience


Els...The big boy could probably throw down.

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pjsnyc Great Member

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1 - Tiger cuz he has that knack...you know...when it comes to winning
2 - Chi Chi Rodriguez cuz he will stab you
3 - Boo Weekley cuz he probably carries a fire arm in his bag

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Boo Weekley

Exactly the 3 that popped into my head as I read this; the three biggest rednecks on tour. They're all 'my kinda people'

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Alex B Well Established Member

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and you can pick three PGA guys to be on your side. Who ya got??

Alright, so I'll cheat... I would pick the 3 hottest girls on the LPGA Tour to distract the person with whom you are about to brawl. That way, he'll get distracted and drop the issue. True, you don't win, but you don't get banged up either...

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Driver: R7 CGB Max, regular shaft
4-wood and 7-wood: :: Launcher, regular shafts
4-iron to A-wedge: X-20, regular steel shafts56- and 60-degree wedge: forged, stiff steel shafts, vintage finish, MD groovesPutter: Circa '62, No. 7, steel shaft, 35"Ball: NXT Tour or ProV1(x)...

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hipcheck4u Well Established Member

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Nobody's going with Steve Elkington? An Aussie who likes a good tussle? And if he's too old to really bring the pain, he could just tell a story and make the opposition laugh long enough for you to sneak a good shot in.

Boo Weekley is a good choice. Have you all heard about him "fighting" an orangutan at a carnival? Hilarious!

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3 Wood: Burner
Irons: G10 steel AWT shafts, silver dot, +1" (3-SW)Wedge: cg12 58*Putters: Squareback 2, California Coronado Low score (18 holes): 90Low score (9 holes): 42

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xamilo Established Member

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-Ryuji Imada: I know he's thin and everything, but he surely grew up around Jui-Jitsu back home and he might be a lethal weapon.

-K.J. Choi: Same reason as the above but with Tae Kwon Do plus the Boxing Bonus

-Weekly: In case we need some rude no technique street fighting...
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pjsnyc Great Member

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Alright, so I'll cheat... I would pick the 3 hottest girls on the LPGA Tour to distract the person with whom you are about to brawl. That way, he'll get distracted and drop the issue. True, you don't win, but you don't get banged up either...

and the finalists are...?

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BallStriker Great Member

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I am taking....

Brett Wetterich.....he is a strong mofo and a bad ass.

Pat Perez....good size at 6 foot, 200 lbs and lets face it, this guy is jsut fukkin crazy

KJ Choi....for all the reasons stated above.

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JackieTreehorn Well Established Member

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Can I get Steve Williams? Ok: Bubba Watson, John Daly, KJ Choi.

Old school pick of Curtis Strange. Even though he's small he seems kinda crazy.

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KJ (dude was a boxer!)

I believe he was a power lifter, not a boxer.

And to answer the question: I wouldn't be in a bar fight. I don't go to bars.

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bigphil Established Member

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KJ... He is asian so he can do Lui Kang flying kicks and throw fire balls

i that case, i choose...Rayden, Scorpion, Goro. hahaha!

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GaijinGolfer

John Daly, Craig Stadler, Ernie Els.

Whats in my :sunmountain: C-130 cart bag?

Woods: :mizuno: JPX 850 9.5*, :mizuno: JPX 850 15*, :mizuno: JPX-850 19*, :mizuno: JPX Fli-Hi #4, :mizuno: JPX 800 Pro 5-PW, :mizuno: MP T-4 50-06, 54-09 58-10, :cleveland: Smart Square Blade and :bridgestone: B330-S

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Tiger woods-tank
Camilo Villegas-he looks pretty toned
KJ Choi-he used to be a weight lifter i think

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3 Wood: R9 15* Motore Stiff
Hybrid: 19° 909 H Voodoo
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52*, 60* Vokey SM Chrome

Putter: Odyssey XG #7

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Ogg Well Established Member

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Steve Pate,
Dudley Hart,
Pat Perez

All known for their volatility

Then again I would love to have Greg Norman there just so I could watch him get his ass kicked.
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5 Wood: Big Bertha Titanium 19*
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