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Nature calls, on the Course

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  1. 1. Nature calls and #1 is in order with no bathroom in sight, what do you do?

    • Just give me a tree.
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    • Deep in the woods.
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    • Go looking for balls in a pond.
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    • Wait for for the next outhouse or at the turn.
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    • Just go man, just go!
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    • Tee box is fine.
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Ever course Ive ever played had several Port-A-Potties on it, so having to choose between sneaking into the woods to let it fly or holding it until the round was over has never really been an issue.

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I'll pee anywhere but you gotta hold that S in!! Unless you're ready to ditch your hand towel in the woods!

Okay..., any towel I see on a course stays on the course!

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Interesting timing to this thread.

Last week one of my playing partners "sharted" and soiled his pants. I was absolutely astonished when one of the other guys in my foursome pulled an extra pair of clean briefs out of his golf bag and handed them to him. He said he always carries a spare pair for emergencies.

I'm not sure which was stranger, a guy carrying extra briefs in his golf bag, or another guy wearing someone else's underwear.

This was a real eye opener to me. Very awkward...

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Interesting timing to this thread. Last week one of my playing partners "sharted" and soiled his pants. I was absolutely astonished when one of the other guys in my foursome pulled an extra pair of clean briefs out of his golf bag and handed them to him. He said he always carries a spare pair for emergencies. I'm not sure which was stranger, a guy carrying extra briefs in his golf bag, or another guy wearing someone else's underwear. This was a real eye opener to me. Very awkward...

I guess someday, this will happen to all of us. Age, can't stop it.

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"If I don't go when I feel like I have to...I could get Uromysitisis and die!" -- Jerry Seinfeld

Besides, researchers say our liquid waste is an effective fertilizer that not only promotes plant growth as well as industrial mineral fertilizers, but also would save energy used on sewage treatment...

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=human-urine-is-an-effective-fertilizer

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I've peed right in the middle of the fairway before...LOL

My home course has a combination of elevation changes and trees....so many golf holes are singular entities secluded from the rest of the course.   If I'm playing as a single and I need to go....I go.  simple as that....lol    My course is one with nature...no BS housing....etc, etc...

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Men....if you really have to go............the world is your urinal.

The ladies have to be a bit more creative.

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When in the desert, only Sahuaro cactus around, gotta stand like this behind the cactus so no one can see you when you go

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How did I end up on this thread? Sheesh :-)

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Trees are too obvious, stand next to a tree on a golf course and everyone within a mile of you is gonna assume you're taking a leak.  I walk with my stand bag so I just hang next to it when I need to take a leak and it looks like I'm simply choosing a club.

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A couple of days ago the owner's wife where I work was scanning the course with her binoculars looking for wildlife and accidentally "scanned" a guy taking a leak right out in the open.

I'm sure he thought he was far enough away from anybody to not be noticed but he wasn't figuring on somebody with binoculars.

I thought it was funny but she thought he was ridiculous for doing such a thing.

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Early on, I'd get caught somewhere and have to resort to whatever tree or bush happened to be around. Usually, hitting the head right before tee time sees me through just fine. Only super slow rounds end up being problematic.

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Just find the nearest deep foliage, it's childish to think this is offensive, everyone pees, and I'm not sure why this is a topic of discussion, everyone I've ever played with just goes, there was an entire article dedicated to this in GD recently, I thought it was silly.

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The last time I got my bruv out, he actually walked right past a port-a-potty and peed behind it. He didn't even think about it until he got back to the tee box and started laughing like a loon. It took him awhile to settle down enough to tell me. Said "it looked like a great place".

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