Who Can Write the Best Miguel Angel Jimenez "Most Interesting Man in Golf" One-Liner?

[Dirtyzecret]

Miguel Angel Jimenez learned this girl

how to stretch :)

[Ernest Jones]

Hey @jamo - who won?

[Stretch]

Miguel Angel Jimenez, and he didn't even know about the contest.

[Ernest Jones]

Miguel Angel Jimenez, and he didn't even know about the contest.

You rock Stretch!

[jamo]

First, a few of my favorites: [quote name="MS256" url="/t/72678/who-can-write-the-best-miguel-angel-jimenez-most-interesting-man-in-golf-one-liner/0_30#post_953920"]When he talks to his golf ball, it listens.[/quote] [quote name="Ernest Jones" url="/t/72678/who-can-write-the-best-miguel-angel-jimenez-most-interesting-man-in-golf-one-liner/0_30#post_954027"]I don't always bring a bottle of wine to the range, but when I don't I bring two. Stay thirsty my friends.[/quote] [quote name="LuciusWooding" url="/t/72678/who-can-write-the-best-miguel-angel-jimenez-most-interesting-man-in-golf-one-liner/0_30#post_954267"] Rickie Fowler gives 18 footers to him. [/quote] (Points here for a timely current events reference.) [quote name="David in FL" url="/t/72678/who-can-write-the-best-miguel-angel-jimenez-most-interesting-man-in-golf-one-liner/0_30#post_954284"]The cart girl tips him for buying a beer.....[/quote] (I liked this one a lot because I wrote one just like this, but @David in FL phrased it a hundred times better.) [quote name="mchepp" url="/t/72678/who-can-write-the-best-miguel-angel-jimenez-most-interesting-man-in-golf-one-liner/0_30#post_954318"]He once on a par 3 hit one out of bounds just so he could make par the hard way[/quote] (Same as the last one.) [quote name="mvmac" url="/t/72678/who-can-write-the-best-miguel-angel-jimenez-most-interesting-man-in-golf-one-liner/0_30#post_954450"]Lake Merced breaks towards him[/quote] (I have a weakness for Lake Merced.) [quote name="David in FL" url="/t/72678/who-can-write-the-best-miguel-angel-jimenez-most-interesting-man-in-golf-one-liner/0_30#post_954528"]For him, the law of gravity is nothing more than a recommendation..... [/quote] [quote name="imsys0042" url="/t/72678/who-can-write-the-best-miguel-angel-jimenez-most-interesting-man-in-golf-one-liner/30_30#post_955042"]He once threw a tournament, just to see what it felt like.[/quote] [quote name="Missouri Swede" url="/t/72678/who-can-write-the-best-miguel-angel-jimenez-most-interesting-man-in-golf-one-liner/30_30#post_958427"]When he wins, he also ties himself for 2nd and 3rd. [/quote] And my favorite, congrats to @Missouri Swede : [quote name="Missouri Swede" url="/t/72678/who-can-write-the-best-miguel-angel-jimenez-most-interesting-man-in-golf-one-liner/0_30#post_954447"]When he putts, the creek breaks toward his golf ball. [/quote] Also, I ended up giving everyone who I quoted in this post a thumbs up. Thanks for playing! (And sorry for being late!)

[Ernest Jones]

Super fun thread, thanks for coming up with it Jamo.

[Missouri Swede]

You like me! You really like me!Field voice>

[liveeel]

On most par 4's,he has his caddy go on down to the green,and tend the flag.

[liveeel]

On most par 4's,he has his caddy go on down to the green,and tend the flag.

late..... sorry

[dmnoland]

Late I know but I remember Golf Channel talking about this the other day. Sorry I couldn't find a link to the video but the one that stuck out for me was: Miguel Angel Jimenez holds the course record at clubs he's never played.

[Crim]

Ponies have a Jimenez tail.

This made me LOLOLOL

also

[pumaAttack]

From the PGA facebook:

He may miss fairways, but they miss him more.

[Crim]

From the PGA facebook:

He may miss fairways, but they miss him more.

[pumaAttack]

haha yeah, I thought it was pretty good.

[dchoye]

how about this one i created.

[mvmac]

From PGA Tour instagram

[Crim]

Miguel Jimenez has now won 2 out of the 3 Champions Tour tournaments he has entered. The birdie putt on 17 was amazing.