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Someone once said to me, "give golf a try, it's challenging"

To which I replied; "yeah, but so tossing a tic tac in a shoe box at 100 feet

Here is a rule I made up - Good golf clubs won't help a bad golfer

I would enjoy reading sayings from the rest of you.

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"Two things that don't last very long: dogs that chase cars and golfers that putt for pars."

Hunter Bishop

"i was an aspirant once of becoming a flamenco guitarist, but i had an accident with my fingers"

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I've always been partial to referring to the bunkers as cat boxes.

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

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That's an ABFU....  (After Birdie F Up)....    <-- not my favorite & not my saying...   I prefer "birdie run!!!"

I do like the cat box or litter box for sand traps though... after all, there's nothing but sh** that comes out those things...

JP

In the bag:  R1 Diver, Rocketballz 3 tour spoon (13*), Adams A12 pro 18* hybrid, 4-P Callaway Razr x black (dg s400 shafts), 50* & 58* Ping Tour S, and TM Ghost Manta Putter cut down to 32". and my Tour V2 Rangefinder (with extra batteries of course)!  Ball - Srixon Z Star XV

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  JP golf said:

That's an ABFU....  (After Birdie F Up)....    <-- not my favorite & not my saying...   I prefer "birdie run!!!"

I do like the cat box or litter box for sand traps though... after all, there's nothing but sh** that comes out those things...

I use the term, "PBFU", post birdie F up.

Matt Dougherty, P.E.
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Driver; :pxg: 0311 Gen 5,  3-Wood: 
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Wedges: :edel: (52, 56, 60),  Putter: :edel:,  Ball: :snell: MTB,  Shoe: :true_linkswear:,  Rangfinder: :leupold:
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Actually...  one of them is my swing thought sometimes...   I stole this one from that show "Flashpoint" - a show that is about a Strategic Response Unit dealing with hostage situations....

Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast ...

Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast....    yeah, it actually makes sense for me.  You don't have as much tension in your arms etc.  It helps me in pressure situations and reminds me to stay smooth...  My tendency under pressure is to overswing sometimes...

JP

In the bag:  R1 Diver, Rocketballz 3 tour spoon (13*), Adams A12 pro 18* hybrid, 4-P Callaway Razr x black (dg s400 shafts), 50* & 58* Ping Tour S, and TM Ghost Manta Putter cut down to 32". and my Tour V2 Rangefinder (with extra batteries of course)!  Ball - Srixon Z Star XV

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My dad always says this to me on every tee box, "Take your time, keep your head down, I'll watch the ball for you." Ha, ha, ha. I don't know why he insists on saying it every hole but he does.


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  9wood said:

After 18 holes with my buddy, John, we finish the round by saying, "It's been a slice of heaven."

After a few bad drives I utter under my breath, "Swing slow, and watch it go."

And, of course, as a very long putt approaches the hole, I use the Ty Webb quote from Caddyshack, "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n."

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Fairway woods: #1 - TM RBZ Tour (14.5°) & TM System 2 Raylor (17°); #2 - TM Burner (15°) & TM V-Steel (18°)
Hybrid: #1 - TM Rocketballz (19°); #2 - Ping G5 (19°)
Irons: #1 - Ping i3+; #2 - Hogan Edge  (both 4-pw, +1" shaft)
Wedges: #1 - Ping i3+ U wedge (52°) & Ping Eye 2+ BeCu (60°); #2 - Ping ISI Sand BeCu (52°) & Cleveland CG11 lob (60°)
Putters: Ping B60i & Anser 2, Odyssey White Steel 2-Ball & White Hot XG #9, Lamkim Jumbp grips
Golf Balls: Titleist Pro V1, Bridgestone B330, Callaway SR1, Slazenger Grips: Lamkin Crossline
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In reply to someone coming up well short on a putt:

Womans day is tomorrow!


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  airguard said:

In reply to someone coming up well short on a putt:

Womans day is tomorrow!

Does your husband golf too?

~Justin

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Taylormade 16.5* V-Steel w/Aldila NV
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Callaway X-Forged 52*, 56*, 60*
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"90% of that tree is air. Yeah, but so is a screen door."

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A whole bunch of Tour Edge golf stuff...... :beer:

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  Patch said:
"90% of that tree is air. Yeah, but so is a screen door."

I've said this a few times to that. "I'm 2/3 water, but you don't see me splashing down the drain"

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—Adam

 

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My favorite is a quote from Bobby Jones, "golf is a game that is played in the 5 inches between your ears".

Butch


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I like a quote I heard, I think it is from Bob Rotella: "play the shot you can, not the shot you want.

Ronald

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If I hit the fairway, "Hey diddle diddle, hit it down the middle".

If I leave a putt short, it either has lace on it or I'm Alice

If I putt and I'm still away, it's still a "U za".   U za still away.

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From the land of perpetual cloudiness.   I'm Denny

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"No good drive goes unpunished'

What's in the bag:
Taylormade R15 
Callaway X2Hot pro 3W
Callaway X2Hot pro 20* hybrid
Mizuno JPX900 Tour 4-PW
Cleveland RTX 2.0 50,54, and 58 degree wedges
Taylormade White Smoke putter


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