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"That'll play" or "good ball" after one of my friends hits a really shitty shot

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I've said this a few times to that. "I'm 2/3 water, but you don't see me splashing down the drain"

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If I hit the fairway, "Hey diddle diddle, hit it down the middle". If I leave a putt short, it either has lace on it or I'm Alice If I putt and I'm still away, it's still a "U za".   U z

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"That'll play" or "good ball" after one of my friends hits a really shitty shot

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I like yelling FORE super loud after someone tops a driver. :-D

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

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Some of my favourites are the names of famous people used to describe golf shots:-

An " Yassar Arafat" = Short, ugly and in the sand

An "Adolf Hitler"  = Two shots in the bunker

A "Princess Grace" = Should have used a driver

A "Princess Diana" = Shouldn't have used a driver

A "Kate Hudson" = A little short, otherwise perfect.

And for putting.......

A "Rock Hudson" = Looked straight, but wasn't

A "Robbie Williams" = Looks bent, but was straight

An "Elton John" = A big bender that lips the rim.

A "Mick Jagger" = A big lip out

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Some of my favourites are the names of famous people used to describe golf shots:-

An " Yassar Arafat" = Short, ugly and in the sand

An "Adolf Hitler"  = Two shots in the bunker

A "Princess Grace" = Should have used a driver

A "Princess Diana" = Shouldn't have used a driver

A "Kate Hudson" = A little short, otherwise perfect.

And for putting.......

A "Rock Hudson" = Looked straight, but wasn't

A "Robbie Williams" = Looks bent, but was straight

An "Elton John" = A big bender that lips the rim.

A "Mick Jagger" = A big lip out

Oh these are good!

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imsys0042 Great Member

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Me or someone else hits a crap shot... "Nailed it!" Or Other person: "!&$!@. That sucked" Me: "yes"

—Adam

 

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"You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen." (Trevino) "Oh, since you hook the ball you will never be any good at golf." (My best friend when I first started playing...and it appears he was correct) "Take 2 weeks off and then quit the game altogether." (? I heard it in the Bobby Jones movie but mistakenly thought it applied to somebody else)

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"You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen."

(Trevino)

"Oh, since you hook the ball you will never be any good at golf."

(My best friend when I first started playing...and it appears he was correct)

I would tend to disagree with these two, provided that it's a controlled big draw. On a wide open course you can tear the thing to piece hitting big, long hooks all day. Tree-lined courses require more accurate shots, but otherwise I will usually hit a large draw (15-20 yards) for two reasons:

1) I know it's going to turn from right to left 100% of the time

2) I can consistently hit it and know how to aim it

On topic, my favorite saying is "Better lucky than good!"

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Some of my favourites are the names of famous people used to describe golf shots:- An " Yassar Arafat" = Short, ugly and in the sand An "Adolf Hitler"  = Two shots in the bunker A "Princess Grace" = Should have used a driver A "Princess Diana" = Shouldn't have used a driver A "Kate Hudson" = A little short, otherwise perfect. And for putting....... A "Rock Hudson" = Looked straight, but wasn't A "Robbie Williams" = Looks bent, but was straight An "Elton John" = A big bender that lips the rim. A "Mick Jagger" = A big lip out

Derek Jeter - left Lou Gehrig - left and dead

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Oh these are good!

Thanks! Sadly, none of them are of my own making.

Thurman Munson - a dead yank

LOL!

Originally Posted by smellysell

Derek Jeter - left

Lou Gehrig - left and dead.

"Genghis Kahn" = Extremely Right and Dead

Chris.:roll:

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Some more of my favs that haven't been mentioned:

Nice lay-up (after any shank/flub/etc)

Good spot to come in from

No pressure (putts to win or cancel a skin, tester for par, etc)

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Thin to win

I was about to say. Erik got me saying that now.

If I hit the fairway, "Hey diddle diddle, hit it down the middle".

If I leave a putt short, it either has lace on it or I'm Alice

If I putt and I'm still away, it's still a "U za".   U za still away.

My dad always says, "Hit it Alice" when he hits a  putt that comes up short.

I like yelling FORE super loud after someone tops a driver.

You would :-P

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Everything you think of after the top of your backswing to add yards will cost yards.


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Whenever I take a provisional that is a good shot (which is most of the time): I need to remember the old Chinese proverb - hit second shot first.

-- Daniel

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My favorite one I heard is calling putts that lip out a "prom date". All lip, no hole.

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