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So you list three people and you have to choose which one youd screw which one youd marry and which one youd kill.-You have to do one for each. I will start. Win Mcmurray Holly Sonders Lauren Thompson After 36 posts or two days whichever comes first someone can post a new list of three people. [SPOILER=my Answer]My answer is Marry Win, Kill Holly, Screw Lauren.[/SPOILER]

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So you list three people and you have to choose which one youd screw which one youd marry and which one youd kill.-You have to do one for each. I will start. Win Mcmurray Holly Sonders Lauren Thompson After 36 posts or two days whichever comes first someone can post a new list of three people. [SPOILER=my Answer]My answer is Marry Win, Kill Holly, Screw Lauren.[/SPOILER]

Edit: Thanks. Easily gotta kill Holly. Don't like her at all. I'll screw Lauren Thompson. Win McMurray seems nice, I'll marry her. @iacas , Holly's Erik is a huge prick* LOL. *No pun intended.

Riley


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I'm not sure I'm following..(?). So, I post who I'd marry kill and screw, and that is all..?

Yup. And regardless of the choices you can only assign one to each category. No "kill them all" or anything.


Win seems to be awfully attached to her mother, which means that you'd (I'd?) have a mother-in-law hanging around all the time, so I might have to go with:

S: Win

M: Lauren

K: Holly

I'd just have Lauren dye her hair brunette. :)

Holly did marry someone named Erik, though. :P

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I'm not sure I'm following..(?). So, I post who I'd marry kill and screw, and that is all..?

Yes, it's a game that can be played about any 3 chicks (or dudes if you're into that).

Screw: Holly

Marry: Win

Kill: Lauren

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[SPOILER=Warning: Spoiler!]I'm screwing Win, marrying Lauren, and killing Holly. (Then, while in the jail cell they threw me in for murdering Holly, I'm apologizing profusely to Lauren for screwing Win.) My middle name is Thompson. Lauren and I could both be "Thompson Weiss." Y'know, in this fantasy world.[/SPOILER]

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Screw Holly

Marry Win

Kill Lauren

Holly seems like she'd be fun in bed but too bossy as a wife. I find Lauren too perky, kind of annoys me.

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S - Win M - Lauren K - Holly

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Screw Holly

Marry Win

Kill Lauren

Holly seems like she'd be fun in bed but too bossy as a wife. I find Lauren too perky, kind of annoys me.

We're on the same page.

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Screw Holly

Marry Win

Kill Lauren

Holly seems like she'd be fun in bed but too bossy as a wife. I find Lauren too perky, kind of annoys me.

Agree 100%

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Marry Win, is a marry win. :-P

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Well I'm already happily married so I'd probably just f**k one of them and call it a day.

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Well I'm already happily married so I'd probably just f**k one of them and call it a day.

LOL.

Riley


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SMK Michelle Wie Cheyenne Woods Natalie Gulbis Me: Screw: Natalie Gulbis Marry: Cheyenne Woods...(?!!) Kill: Sorry Michele.

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S: Michelle (nice sticks)

M: Cheyenne (heya Uncle-in-law Tiger!)

K: Gulbis (for Ben)

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Marry: Cheyenne (good golf genes, free Nike stuff)

Screw: Natalie (more attractive than Michelle)

Kill: Michelle (don't find her attractive)

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First group of 3:

K:Holly (because she left the Golf Channel)

M:Lauren (Apparently I've got a thing for blondes because I think she's hotter than the other 2)

S:Win (only option left for her)

Second group of 3:

K:Cheyenne (not attractive to me)

M:Natalie (she's hotter than the other 2)

S:Michele (she's too tall to marry... I like shorter women and this is the option left)

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New choices are between: - Natalie Portman - Olivia Wilde - Zoe Saldana In order, MSK.-you?

"The expert golfer has maximum time to make minimal compensations. The poorer player has minimal time to make maximum compensations." - And no, I'm not Mac. Please do not PM me about it. I just think he is a crazy MFer and we could all use a little more crazy sometimes.

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