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Almost anything from Cool Hand Luke:

"Yeah well... sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand."

"Yeah well, gives me something to do."

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Arnold's worst quote.  "You have vat you vant! Now give zee people zee air." - Total Recall .

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Arnold's worst quote.  "You have vat you vant! Now give zee people zee air." - Total Recall.

I disagree - I'm at work and can't access YouTube, but there's a 4 minute montage of awful Ahnold quotes as Mr. Freeze from Batman and Robin. Check it out. Hilarious.

My favorite - "You know what killed the dinosaurs. Zee Ice Age!!!!"

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  Golfingdad said:

This is probably the wife's and my (collectively) favorite movie.  Anytime something takes longer (or shorter) than expected to cook, one of us uses this line on the other.

I know a guy who, whenever he says the word identical, he claps his hands and holds out his palms after yelling "I-Dentical!" like the DA in the movie. Pretty funny stuff.

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  mmoan2 said:

I know a guy who, whenever he says the word identical, he claps his hands and holds out his palms after yelling "I-Dentical!" like the DA in the movie. Pretty funny stuff.

LMAO!! ... me and the guy that sits across from me at the office do that as well. :)

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Surprised no Dangerfield lovers here, since this is a golf forum:

"Hey, when you wear a hat like that, I bet you get a free bowl of soup!"

"Come on, While we're young!"

"I bet you were something before electricity was discovered."

My all-time favorite though, probably because I was an English major, was from Back to School :

Dangerfield sits in a hot tub with some hot young girls.

"Hey, what's a bath without bubbles? Bubbles, Come here!"

Bubbles enters the tub.

Dangerfield: "So, what's your major?

Bubbles: "Poetry."

Dangerfield: "Poetry! Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow."

Or this:

Dangerfield (to Sally Kellerman, his teacher): "You wanna have dinner tonight?"

Kellerman: "Sorry I have class."

Dangerfield: "How about tomorrow?"

Kellerman: "I have class then, too."

Dangerfield:" Why don't you call me when you have no class?"

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Now I didn't fly 5,000 miles, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a f#*king aeroplane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity.

Nazis ain't got no humanity.

They're the foot soldiers of a Jew hatin', mass murdering maniac and they need to be deestroyed.

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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, He's gone.

- The Usual Suspects

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My two favorite quotes are from the "The Powerpuff Girls Movie", which I'm not ashamed to admit (here) is second only to "The Strike Witches Movie" on my list of Greatest Movies In All Human History. Mojo Jojo, holding his Chemical-X enhanced enormously large protruding brain while despairing his fate: "Nothing in this grey matters." and Mojo again, exhorting his simian minions to rise up: "For too long have the humans had us under their thumb. It is now time to oppose the thumb!" And don't call me Shirley.

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  Golfingdad said:

This is probably the wife's and my (collectively) favorite movie.  Anytime something takes longer (or shorter) than expected to cook, one of us uses this line on the other.

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"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum. " Roddy Piper, They Live Also, I can't hear the word ' Catalina' without the Catalina F@!$ing Wine Mixer popping into my head.

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"It seemed like every gunslinger and lowlife wanted to try and see if they were faster than me. One day I heard a voice behind me say "Draw!" I spun around, and there was this eight year old kid standing there. I threw down my guns and walked away................

...............little bastard shot me in the ass."

Gene Wilder "Blazing saddles"

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