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The rules are simple:

The first person makes a wish, and the next person finds some way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, before stating their own wish:

Person 1: I wish for a million dollars.

Person 2: Wish granted, however it is Monopoly money and worthless.
I wish for perfect weather.

Person 3: Wish granted. You get perfect weather… for polar bears.
I wish I was a good putter.

Person 4: Wish granted, but you are the worst driver and iron player the world has ever seen, so you never get on the green in fewer than about six strokes.


Who wants to start with a wish?

P.S. Don't violate free will with your answers, please. Don't say "wish granted, but then you spend it all on one hand of poker" or something.

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I wish I could make another hole in one....

 

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  On 12/28/2016 at 11:44 PM, Club Rat said:

I wish I could make another hole in one....

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Wish granted! But you made it on a packed course with an expensive bar menu and no hole-in-one insurance. Your tab comes to about $2500.

I wish that Tiger would win five more majors to put the GOAT discussion to rest once and for all.

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  On 12/28/2016 at 11:48 PM, iacas said:

I wish that Tiger would win five more majors to put the GOAT discussion to rest once and for all.

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Wish granted, but Jack Nicklaus wins The Masters next spring. Still not GOAT.

I wish that I was offered a complimentary membership to Augusta National. 

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- Shane

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  On 12/29/2016 at 12:00 AM, CarlSpackler said:

Wish granted, but Jack Nicklaus wins The Masters next spring. Still not GOAT.

I wish that I was offered a complimentary membership to Augusta National. 

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Granted! But you have to work one of the concession stands during the Masters, and never get to walk the course during the tournament.

I wish I had a set of Edel irons and wedges. 

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  On 12/29/2016 at 12:00 AM, CarlSpackler said:

I wish that I was offered a complimentary membership to Augusta National. 

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Wish granted, but the membership is only a One Year membership and you slip walking up to the first tee and break a leg with a terrible compound fracture in your leg and will not be able to walk for 14 months.... 

Ah crud, I couldn't type quick enough. Hunter beat me to the punch....

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  On 12/29/2016 at 12:18 AM, jbishop15 said:

I wish I had a set of Edel irons and wedges. 

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Wish granted, but you later find out that they were stolen as the cops bring you in for questioning.

"I wish I was a little bit taller."

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  On 12/29/2016 at 12:26 AM, woodzie264 said:

Wish granted, but you later find out that they were stolen as the cops bring you in for questioning.

"I wish I was a little bit taller."

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Wish granted, but your arms shrunk making you look like t-Rex. 

I wish that days were longer. 

- Shane

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  On 12/29/2016 at 12:44 AM, CarlSpackler said:

Wish granted, but your arms shrunk making you look like t-Rex. 

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hahahahahahah

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  On 12/29/2016 at 12:44 AM, CarlSpackler said:

Wish granted, but your arms shrunk making you look like t-Rex. 

I wish that days were longer. 

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Congrats, you win home in Venus, a most inhospitable place to live.

I wish high drama for all four majors this year.

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Wish Granted. The cast(s) of Days of Our Lives, The Bold and the Beautiful, The Young and the Restless, and General Hospital will each announce one of the four majors while in character, with special emphasis on human interest and romantic entanglements. 

I wish for the guy that hit into me earlier today poop his pants at the store.

 

 

 

 

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  On 12/29/2016 at 1:26 AM, Kalnoky said:

I wish for the guy that hit into me earlier today poop his pants at the store.

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Granted.  You're the guy who does "cleanup in aisle 4!"

I wish for Phil Mickelson to win the US Open this year to complete his career grand slam.

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  On 12/29/2016 at 1:36 AM, Missouri Swede said:

Granted.  You're the guy who does "cleanup in aisle 4!"

I wish for Phil Mickelson to win the US Open this year to complete his career grand slam.

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Wish granted but it is the Disc Golf US Open, grand slam denied.

I wish my GIR this years goes up to 75%!

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  On 12/29/2016 at 11:28 AM, boogielicious said:

I wish my GIR this years goes up to 75%!

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Wish granted, unfortunately you obtain a BAD case of the YIP's and your buddies start calling you Ernie Els as you four putt every hole ....

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  On 12/29/2016 at 11:34 AM, Club Rat said:

Wish granted, unfortunately you obtain a BAD case of the YIP's and your buddies start calling you Ernie Els as you four putt every hole ....

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LOL! You need to add a wish.

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I wish the STL Blue's make it to the Stanley Cup finals this year and beat @iacas Pen's .....  :-)

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  On 12/29/2016 at 11:34 AM, Club Rat said:

Wish granted, unfortunately you obtain a BAD case of the YIP's and your buddies start calling you Ernie Els as you four putt every hole ....

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That word should never be spoken or typed!

  On 12/29/2016 at 12:08 PM, Club Rat said:

I wish the STL Blue's make it to the Stanley Cup finals this year and beat @iacas Pen's .....  :-)

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Wish granted, but The Blues decide to move to Canada. 

I wish that famous people would stop dying. 

- Shane

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  On 12/29/2016 at 12:49 PM, CarlSpackler said:

That word should never be spoken or typed!

Wish granted, but The Blues decide to move to Canada. 

I wish that famous people would stop dying. 

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Wish granted, all famous people live forever but are forced to live in Florida and now you don't have a place to live.

I wish I could play drums with Neil Peart and Tommy Lee!!

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