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Top ten things to yell after a tee shot

nevets88

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Some of what is yelled is so boring. Here's my "10" - it's late, so I only came up with four for now.

  1. I AM INVINCIBLE! (James Bond movie Goldeneye)
  2. What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
  3. Sometiimes, you gotta say, what the f**! (Risky Business)
  4. What's in the box? (Se7en)
     

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It's late, or is early? I am not sure. 

I could list 10 I suppose, but for now I am going with just one of my own. 

"clean up on fairway (insert number)"

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6 hours ago, nevets88 said:

Some of what is yelled are so boring. Here's my "10" - it's late, so I only came up with four for now.

  1. I AM INVINCIBLE! (James Bond movie Goldeneye)
  2. What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
  3. Sometiimes, you gotta say, what the f**! (Risky Business)
  4. What's in the box? (Se7en)
     

5. OOPS!

6. Right in the lumberyard!

7. Have you thought about a different career?

8. Just a bit outside!

9. You should have yelled, “Two”!

10. FFS! Hit it in the short grass for a change!

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Fore.

Repeat for the other 9.

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Remember its just a game.....more serious than life and death.

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From "The Natural"

5 - HIT THE COVER OFF THE BALL, ROY!

Steve

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The Matrix

6 - THERE IS NO SPOON!

7 - STOP TRYING TO HIT ME AND HIT ME!

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SPOOOOOON!

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"No man goes round boasting of his vices,” he said, “except golfers." 

-- Det. Elk in The Twister by Edgar Wallace

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#2 "nice shot, where'd it go?"

#3 "in coming"

#4 "be humble"

#5  "you da man......I guess"

#6 "uugggh"

#7 "yeah buddy"

#8 "get out there"

#9 "WOW"

#10 "wtf?"

 

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8 - FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

9 - BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!

10 - YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!

Steve

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

 

-- Daniel

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"No man goes round boasting of his vices,” he said, “except golfers." 

-- Det. Elk in The Twister by Edgar Wallace

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24 minutes ago, mcanadiens said:

A reference from The Tick?

Yepper.

"No man goes round boasting of his vices,” he said, “except golfers." 

-- Det. Elk in The Twister by Edgar Wallace

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Thaat's crushed! ;-)  (A favorite of mine--towards myself--when a less than stellar swing results in an otherwise unremarkable drive down the middle).

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I never ruin the joy good shots by saying anything. But the other 95% time, well, not much original.. mostly noises of frustration, threats and begging.

1. AAAAAHHHHH!!

2. Go... Gooaaahh.....just a little bit? 

3. Sit...sit.

4. Stay out..!

5. The other left you village idiot....

 

 

 

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