golf fight

**Gilberg** · October 24, 2014

I mostly play with my wife now. The other day i got to play for the first time with the pro (he sucks) at Ratty Pond. What on earth is the "proper" name for dimples on the golf ball? Everytime i asked him how many dimples is best or how they make the dimples or why are there dimples - just to save money on materials? That ringer dinger whould just roll his eyes and look away like he just hated looking at me cause i dont know all the golf terms. Is their a book or person that has every golf term that u need to know to make it in the higher social circles? I really dont want to have to throttle this guy, but if that is what he wants id be more than happy to beat him into bolivia

**14ledo81** · October 24, 2014

You are losing it man... I've seen much better from you.

**Zeph** · October 24, 2014

Why are you still here again?

**sacm3bill** · October 24, 2014

I enjoy Gilbert's unique insights.

**bste** · October 25, 2014

Yes, gilberg is always a good read.

**boogielicious** · October 25, 2014

Gilberg said:

I mostly play with my wife now. The other day i got to play for the first time with the pro (he sucks) at Ratty Pond. What on earth is the "proper" name for dimples on the golf ball? Everytime i asked him how many dimples is best or how they make the dimples or why are there dimples - just to save money on materials? That ringer dinger whould just roll his eyes and look away like he just hated looking at me cause i dont know all the golf terms. Is their a book or person that has every golf term that u need to know to make it in the higher social circles? I really dont want to have to throttle this guy, but if that is what he wants id be more than happy to beat him into bolivia

With the velocity vector expanded as $\mathbf{v} = (u,v,w)$ , we may write the vector equation explicitly,

$\begin{align} \rho \left(\frac{\partial u}{\partial t} + u \frac{\partial u}{\partial x} + v \frac{\partial u}{\partial y} + w \frac{\partial u}{\partial z}\right) &= -\frac{\partial p}{\partial x} + \mu \left(\frac{\partial^2 u}{\partial x^2} + \frac{\partial^2 u}{\partial y^2} + \frac{\partial^2 u}{\partial z^2}\right) + \rho g_x \\ \rho \left(\frac{\partial v}{\partial t} + u \frac{\partial v}{\partial x} + v \frac{\partial v}{\partial y}+ w \frac{\partial v}{\partial z}\right) &= -\frac{\partial p}{\partial y} + \mu \left(\frac{\partial^2 v}{\partial x^2} + \frac{\partial^2 v}{\partial y^2} + \frac{\partial^2 v}{\partial z^2}\right) + \rho g_y \\ \rho \left(\frac{\partial w}{\partial t} + u \frac{\partial w}{\partial x} + v \frac{\partial w}{\partial y}+ w \frac{\partial w}{\partial z}\right) &= -\frac{\partial p}{\partial z} + \mu \left(\frac{\partial^2 w}{\partial x^2} + \frac{\partial^2 w}{\partial y^2} + \frac{\partial^2 w}{\partial z^2}\right) + \rho g_z. \end{align}$

This explains it all @Gilberg

**AmazingWhacker** · October 25, 2014

Yeah, that gave me a chuckle as well.

You were using the right term. They are called dimples. I guess it's off to Bolivia for the pro at Ratty Pond.

**MacDutch** · October 31, 2014

Never liked the pro at Ratty Pond either.

**Yukari** · October 31, 2014

I thought dimples were those indentations on your cheeks?

No, not that cheek. The other one.

**mcanadiens** · October 31, 2014

Where is Ratty Pond? Can I get a tee time there tomorrow?

**Abu3baid** · November 1, 2014

This garbage post should be deleted for the sites sake.. P.S not mine alone, but the OP and all the rest included

**vangator** · November 1, 2014

If you're bigger than him, just slap him.

**Moppy** · November 1, 2014

Abu3baid said:

This garbage post should be deleted for the sites sake..

P.S not mine alone, but the OP and all the rest included

Well, it wasn't up to his usual standards. There were hints of maybe some funny to come, but overall, I would have to say that this post only gets two "Green toboggan hats" from this reviewer.

**Lihu** · November 1, 2014

boogielicious said:
With the velocity vector expanded as , we may write the vector equation explicitly,

This explains it all @Gilberg

I see your particular implementation of the Magnus effect is a little bit outdated, I'm sure you can make the appropriate adjustments. . .

I have not even looked at these equations, this is just a joke.

**Valleygolfer** · November 2, 2014

Ratty Pond is a cow pasture. Why don't you join the upscale club "Weasel Ledges", it's only few hundred quid more.

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