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Stabbing someone who won't let you play through

imsys0042

By imsys0042
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rehmwa Super Member

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Haven't seen the link yet.  But,......I'm going to say I'm against stabbing people that won't let me play through.

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Vinny Cap Great Member

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61-year-old Lee Johnson said "Let me and the old lady through or else!!!"

Gotta laugh at a 61 year old stabbing anything.  Does anyone really carry a knife in their golf bag?

13 clubs and an 8" Bowie knife!  Bag is full! :whistle:

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Gator Hazard Great Member

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Wow! 61 years old, golfing with the wife, AND making people respect his gangster!  They must be a lovely couple to socialize with. For the love of god don't salt your soup if they invite you over for dinner, unless you don't mind a fork in the neck (knew a guy who thought it a good idea to marry a gal who admitted doing that to her ex husband. Shockingly their marriage did not last either but he is still alive). 

2 minutes ago, Vinny Cap said:

61-year-old Lee Johnson said "Let me and the old lady through or else!!!"

Gotta laugh at a 61 year old stabbing anything.  Does anyone really carry a knife in their golf bag?

13 clubs and an 8" Bowie knife!  Bag is full! :whistle:

His favorite movie must be Crocodile Dundee. Good to know chivalry isn't dead, a couple that stabs together stays together. 

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imsys0042 Great Member

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Would have been better if one of the guys he tried to stab pulled a gun on him....

—Adam

 

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Patch Incredible Member

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Well now. After being stabbed myself due to asking the stabber to turn down his music, I would have to say stabbing someone over slow play is  just a little bit extreme. JMO mind you, but I'm comfortable with it. 

Maybe sandbagging, but never for less than fast play. 

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A whole bunch of Tour Edge golf stuff...... :beer:

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mcanadiens Super Member

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Oh please. Like none of you have ever stabbed someone on the golf course or the movie theater or the grocery store or church.

Stuff happens.

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Gator Hazard Great Member

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3 minutes ago, mcanadiens said:

Oh please. Like none of you have ever stabbed someone on the golf course or the movie theater or the grocery store or church.

Stuff happens.

I make it a point to stab a person weekly just so I don't get rusty. 

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Vinny Cap Great Member

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Church yes for cutting in line but never at the golf course.

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Jeremie Boop Super Member

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I can honestly say that I've never gotten angry enough at someone else to want to stab them for anything, let alone slow play.... 

KICK THE FLIP!!

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phillyk Super Member

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Why use a knife when we have golf clubs.  My putter would work better.

Or you can combine them and use this?

 

Philip Kohnken, PGA
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Gator Hazard Great Member

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4 minutes ago, phillyk said:

Why use a knife when we have golf clubs.  My putter would work better.

Or you can combine them and use this?

 

Patrick Bateman (American Psycho, great, great scene) approved!!

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mcanadiens Super Member

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13 minutes ago, Vinny Cap said:

Church yes for cutting in line but never at the golf course.

Everyone knows the best communion wafers are on top.

 

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Vinny Cap Great Member

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5 minutes ago, mcanadiens said:

Everyone knows the best communion wafers are on top.

 

You know it!!!:-D

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PingSwing Newbie

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2 hours ago, Gator Hazard said:

I make it a point to stab a person weekly just so I don't get rusty. 

You just made me cry a little with laughter, well played. 


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DaveP043 Incredible Member

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The guy should have threatened the slow group with a gun, and claimed to be a cop!  He'd be a hero.

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