Favorite quotes in golf
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Looks like there used to be a golf course there once.
- Sam Snead, riding a train past The Old Course at St. Andrews on his way to his first British Open.
Four worst words in golf: Still your turn again.
- Me, on multiple occasions over the past two years, to one of my golf buddies who badly needs a new putter and/or some time on a practice green.
"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake." - Henny Youngman
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” – Dean Martin
"Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off." - Chi Chi Rodriguez
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Mark Twain
“The only sure rule in golf is: He who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.” – Mickey Mantle
“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.” – Hank Aaron
“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.” – Jack Benny
“I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.” - Bob Hope
"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." - Jimmy Demaret
"If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf." -- Percy Boomer.
"If profanity had any influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is." -- Horace Hutchinson.
"Golf is popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad." -- A.A. Milne.
"Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 50 years and I still haven't the slightest idea of how to play properly." -- Gary Player.