I Hate the Kazoo Commercials (Originally: I Want to Punch…)

[Buckeyebowman]

...the idiot at the ad agency that thought up the "kazoo  commercial" for Facebook! That thing gets on my nerves like no other! Well, maybe other than the Tom Watson/Justin Rose commercials for Mastercard. The whole 2 of them! I understand that Mastercard is the title sponsor of the tourney, but they really drove that right into the ground! 

[phillyk]

(K title change which makes this different, but) i want to kill...my neighbors dogs. Constant barking whenever they are outside. Just trying to debate how to do it. Let my dog eat them or wack them with a shovel and bury them in the meadow nearby.

Edited March 9, 2020 by phillyk

[Piz]

The bean-counters who decided that cars and trucks did not need vent windows.

[Double Mocha Man]

52 minutes ago, Buckeyebowman said:

...the idiot at the ad agency that thought up the "kazoo  commercial" for Facebook! That thing gets on my nerves like no other! Well, maybe other than the Tom Watson/Justin Rose commercials for Mastercard. The whole 2 of them! I understand that Mastercard is the title sponsor of the tourney, but they really drove that right into the ground! 

I saw the kazoo commercial for the first time the other night.  It became very tiring about half way through.  It came on again later and I couldn't grab the remote fast enough!

14 minutes ago, Piz said:

The bean-counters who decided that cars and trucks did not need vent windows.

It's called A/C now...

[billchao]

 

[Vinsk]

3 minutes ago, billchao said:

 

NOOOOOOOOO!! First you denounce the Golf Gods and now this? WTF?

[Double Mocha Man]

5 minutes ago, billchao said:

 

I can't un-hear that...

[dennyjones]

6 minutes ago, billchao said:

 

@iacas you have to add a down vote!   This should be a time out!

[Double Mocha Man]

I'll be singing this on the first tee tomorrow morning...

[Buckeyebowman]

On 3/8/2020 at 9:18 PM, billchao said:

 

Good memory......DAMN YOU!!!! I used to hear that on the radio a few years ago. What's even better is the graphic. What idiots come up with this stuff? Consider, you have a red headed child (stepchild?), driving a vintage 'Vette, with a puppy in the trunk along with a fishing pole trailing a treble hook loaded lure flailing the in the breeze! 

Maybe it's me, sorry. But I tend to parse words and look at detail. 

[Buckeyebowman]

On 3/8/2020 at 8:28 PM, phillyk said:

(K title change which makes this different, but) i want to kill...my neighbors dogs. Constant barking whenever they are outside. Just trying to debate how to do it. Let my dog eat them or wack them with a shovel and bury them in the meadow nearby.

Maybe a little arsenic laced steak or ground meat chucked over the fence!? 

Seriously, I know we seem to attribute perversity, or is it perverseness, to humans only, But sometimes I wonder. My next door neighbor used to have a couple of dachshunds that she'd let out in her fenced in back yard to do their business and run around. They would be routinely driven crazy by the resident squirrel, who would lay on a branch above them, and twitch that tail around, all the while staring down at them! 

I'd hear all Hell breaking loose and go out to watch the show. That squirrel would be laying on a branch, flicking it's tail all over, driving those dogs crazy! To the point where they were so frustrated at not being able to bite a hunk out of squirrel hide, they'd start ripping into each other! Once that happened, the squirrel seemed to be satisfied, and would climb up the tree and disappear from sight. 

[billchao]

Can't forget about this gem of a commercial.

Bet you all want to kill me now 😜

[Double Mocha Man]

21 minutes ago, billchao said:

Can't forget about this gem of a commercial.

Bet you all want to kill me now 😜

Bill... where the heck do you find these?  That is genius... the commercial GIVES you a headache so you have to buy the product.  Imagine watching it when you already have a headache. 

Here's the companion commercial to "Head On".  

 

Edited March 11, 2020 by Double Mocha Man

[billchao]

9 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

Bill... where the heck do you find these?

I remembered them, then assumed (correctly) that it would be on YouTube 😀

[snapfade]

2 of my all time favorites

 

[Buckeyebowman]

Wow! Those are great, I never saw that Rolling Rock commercial and I only live 110-120 miles from Latrobe! 

[bwdial]

The Boost Mobile ad where they are just saying, "hi-eee" and then "bye-eee."

I teach eighth grade, and I have to hear it ALL DAY LONG.  The kids think it's hilarious.  I think it's the equivalent of having cockroaches try and gnaw their way through my eardrums.

[dennyjones]

55 minutes ago, bwdial said:

I teach eighth grade, and I have to hear it ALL DAY LONG.  The kids think it's hilarious.  I think it's the equivalent of having cockroaches try and gnaw their way through my eardrums.

that there is too funny!  🤣