A better solution is not to sit around listening to the Blue Brothers, playing guitar and doing 9 shots of any whisky/whiskey in your dorm freshman year!
My son manages a liquor store and has shown me a few. I have ventured and sipped a few, but there is still something that gives me shivers if I take more than a sip.
On a side story, I was at a restaurant in Reading, England, The London Brasserie, and they had a very old, dusty bottle of single malt behind the bar that we could order for a measly £1200. That was 1998.