That got me thinking, what would it be like to write a bunch of one-liners in the style of the Dos Equis "The Most Interesting Man in the World" commercials, but golf-themed?
So I wrote a bunch. Most are staggeringly, frighteningly awful (I'll post even the worst ones at some point if the thread takes off), and I'm sure you guys can come up with better ones.
If you need a refresher on the joke structure, a quick Google search yielded this: http://www.livin3.com/blogs/positive-life-blog/8486777-100-most-interesting-man-in-the-world-quotes
Most of them are common cliches that have been reworked. I'd recommend writing down every single one that comes to your mind, no matter how awful you think they are. Then post them. (Maybe point to the ones you think are the best.)
In the end, I'll pick a winner. All I can offer at this time is a rep point, but since I'm a moderator, mine are worth extra!
Here are a few of mine, for example:
For him, only 30% of his putts left short don’t go in.
He is “da man.”
All of his bounces are members' bounces.
He drives and putts for dough.
Go for it!