so this will be a catch-all thread for tips on how to at least look like a "real" golfer and not a shlub.
1) Take the damn price sticker off of your driver!!!! No "real" golfer still has the price sticker from Golf Galaxy on his driver! Rip that sucker off, and use some Goo-Gone or rubbing alcohol to get the sticky stuff off.
2) Get a new golf glove. Does yours look like this?
Then GET A NEW ONE!!!! No self respecting golfer would dare be seen with something like this.
3) Fix your pitch marks!!!! And learn how to do it correctly.
Do us all a favor and get a pitch mark tool, dont use a tee.
Any others? Feel free to add.