If I Owned the Redskins...

[CarlSpackler]

I would change the name to the Washington Swamp Rats.

[Double Mocha Man]

Regarding the new DC team name:   First thing, they need to get the word Washington out of their name, or at least pair it with DC.  The real Washington is out west.

[Piz]

How about the DC Currents?  That way it would apply to anyone who was playing for them at the time.

[Double Mocha Man]

3 minutes ago, Piz said:

How about the DC Currents?  That way it would apply to anyone who was playing for them at the time.

I like that one!  Let me get Dan Snyder on the phone...

[boogielicious]

17 hours ago, Piz said:

How about the DC Currents?  That way it would apply to anyone who was playing for them at the time.

[mcanadiens]

18 hours ago, CarlSpackler said:

I would change the name to the Washington Swamp Rats.

Too late. I already got that one trademarked.

 

[Mr22putt]

18 hours ago, CarlSpackler said:

I would change the name to the Washington Swamp Rats.

LMAO

[ChetlovesMer]

My wife suggested "The DC Comics".

She said the cheerleaders could dress as Wonder Woman you could have your choice of Batman, Superman, or other logos on the helmets. Or maybe home unis are Batman colors, away unis are Superman etc...

[Double Mocha Man]

4 minutes ago, ChetlovesMer said:

My wife suggested "The DC Comics".

She said the cheerleaders could dress as Wonder Woman you could have your choice of Batman, Superman, or other logos on the helmets. Or maybe home unis are Batman colors, away unis are Superman etc...

And at halftime there could be an open mic for the offense to tell jokes...

[CarlSpackler]

2 hours ago, mcanadiens said:

Too late. I already got that one trademarked.

My second option was the Washington Losers. That’s what they’re good at. 

[Shindig]

9 hours ago, ChetlovesMer said:

My wife suggested "The DC Comics".

She said the cheerleaders could dress as Wonder Woman you could have your choice of Batman, Superman, or other logos on the helmets. Or maybe home unis are Batman colors, away unis are Superman etc...

Way to really make me miss the late L.A. Avengers football team.  There's someone who could have done a great job with tie-in marketing if they had survived to 2014 or so.

[Missouri Swede]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/washington-will-reportedly-be-called-the-washington-football-team-until-they-pick-a-new-name-170317313.html

Washington Football Team.

WFT.

So close...

[mcanadiens]

7 minutes ago, Missouri Swede said:

WFT.

So close...

Beat me to it.

Was thinking the exact same thing as soon as I heard.

[boogielicious]

3 hours ago, Missouri Swede said:

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/washington-will-reportedly-be-called-the-washington-football-team-until-they-pick-a-new-name-170317313.html

Washington Football Team.

WFT.

So close...

Ha Ha! They are lame anyway, so this just adds to the lameness. 

[dsc123]

On 7/19/2020 at 9:58 PM, Double Mocha Man said:

Regarding the new DC team name:   First thing, they need to get the word Washington out of their name, or at least pair it with DC.  The real Washington is out west.

 Hey now, I think the "real Washington" is the one that came 60 years earlier, where George Washington lived and worked, and that sits just up the river from Mt. Vernon!  😉😋

[Double Mocha Man]

5 minutes ago, dsc123 said:

 Hey now, I think the "real Washington" is the one that came 60 years earlier, where George Washington lived and worked, and that sits just up the river from Mt. Vernon!  😉😋

That's funny.  There's a Mt. Vernon 20 miles from where I live.  You must be an East Coaster.  Have you seen that map of the U.S. from an East Coaster's perspective?

[boogielicious]

1 minute ago, Double Mocha Man said:

That's funny.  There's a Mt. Vernon 20 miles from where I live.  You must be an East Coaster.  Have you seen that map of the U.S. from an East Coaster's perspective?

There isn’t even a mountain at Washington’s Mt Vernon. It’s next to the Potomac. Must be a Virginia thing.

[dennyjones]

3 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

That's funny.  There's a Mt. Vernon 20 miles from where I live.  You must be an East Coaster.  Have you seen that map of the U.S. from an East Coaster's perspective?

Please share.   Being from the upper mid-west, my perception of the east is that the country is non-existent west of the Mississippi River