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I was having a tough hole one day and chipped in for a double.  My buddy says "nice chip", to which I replied "it was for a double bogie".  He responded " better than a 2" putt for 7".

Butch


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After 4 have hit and 3 have executed good shots ie hit fairway, hit green....and one didn't.....I say Beer Frame. A bowling term when everybody strikes but one....


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I now play in the low 80's. Any hotter than that and I stay home.

Got -2  on my last round of golf. -2 is my lost ball count

My golf friend calls a worm burner shot a sister in law - on top of her but you know you probably shouldn't be.

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A topped or fat strike: "Nice layup"

A shot clearly into the woods: "I think it opens up over there"

Driver: Callaway Mavrik 10*

Woods: Callaway Epic Flash 15*, 18*

Hybrid: Callaway Mavrik 20*

Irons: Callaway Rogue X 5i-GW

Wedges: Vokey SM8 54*S and 58*K

Putter: Ping Prime Tyne 4


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One I made up. For a shank I say "tough pitch, but you fought it off" Worm burner... double play ball or base hit up the middle Popped up......infield fly rule

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When someone tops or fats the ball I like to holler "FORE"!!!

Yours in earnest, Jason.
Call me Ernest, or EJ or Ernie.

PSA - "If you find yourself in a hole, STOP DIGGING!"

My Whackin' Sticks: :cleveland: 330cc 2003 Launcher 10.5*  :tmade: RBZ HL 3w  :nickent: 3DX DC 3H, 3DX RC 4H  :callaway: X-22 5-AW  :nike:SV tour 56* SW :mizuno: MP-T11 60* LW :bridgestone: customized TD-03 putter :tmade:Penta TP3   :aimpoint:

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These are great. I need to come up with my own. Only ones I use are from the movie "Tin Cup"

Whenever a friend is debating about what club to hit, the response is always, "I highly recommend the shovel."

Not very creative :(

In my :tmade: Burner Golf Bag

:tmade:R1 Black Driver 10.5 degrees

:tmade:RBZ 3-Wood

:tmade:Burner Superfast 2.0 3-hybrid

:tmade:Burner 2.0 irons 4-PW, AW, SW, LW

:tmade:Spiderblade putter

:adidas:Audizero Golf shoes


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I have and have heard a lot of good ones, most of them are in here already in various wordings :)

A decent shot but a player not happy with it - "that was a condom shot." "It's safe but it didn't feel as good as you wanted it to."

A putt left just short - "That was a Cuban putt....just needed one more revolution"

A terrible putt - "Other than the speed and the line, that was pretty good!"

Frequently when I mishit a chip really bad and it's obvious I yell "Be Good!" or "Get in the hole"  that seems to generate some laughter and thus make me feel less terrible about it :)


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After a particularly bad shot, I'll say, "My problem is, my swing keeps repeating."

If a guy is having an amazing day with his short game, "Up and down like a *****'s knickers."

If i make a sand save or recovery for par from a really bad tee shot, "I'm going to play the hole like that from now on!"

Occam's razor


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"Be the Wrench' when the ball looks to be flying rigjt at the flag. Or a shot way left for right handed is a Thurman (Dead Yank) Another is when your drive flies well past your playing partners, Say That was a Linda Rondstat. "Blew by You"

-Jerry

Driver: Titleist 913 D3 (9.5 degree) – Aldila RIP 60-2.9-Stiff; Callaway Mini-Driver Kura Kage 60g shaft - 12 degree Hybrids: Callway X2 Hot Pro - 16 degree & 23 degree – Pro-Shaft; Callway X2 Hot – 5H & 6H Irons: Titleist 714 AP2 7 thru AW with S300 Dynamic Gold Wedges: Titleist Vokey GW (54 degree), Callaway MackDaddy PM Grind SW (58 degree) Putter: Ping Cadence TR Ketsch Heavy Balls: Titleist Pro V1x & Snell MyTourBall

"Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots but you have to play the ball where it lies."- Bobby Jones

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From an email some golf buddy sent me a while back...
Some golf terms to use when you're on the course..
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.

A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.

An 'O.J.'- got away with one.

A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.

A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.

A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.

A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.

A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.

A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.

A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.

A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.

A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.

Philippe

:callaway: Maverick Driver, 3W, 5W Big Bertha 
:mizuno: JPX 900 Forged 4-GW
:mizuno:  T7 55-09 and 60-10 forged wedges,
:odyssey: #7 putter (Slim 3.0 grip)

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While discussing another golfer I said he was so bad he had to regrip his ball retriever.

Never use a paragraph when a sentence will do.


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I have to go on a fat-free diet.

Anyone need a toupee?

It slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries.

Julia

:callaway:  :cobra:    :seemore:  :bushnell:  :clicgear:  :adidas:  :footjoy:

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Driver: Callaway Big Bertha w/ Fubuki Z50 R 44.5"
FW: Cobra BiO CELL 14.5 degree; 
Hybrids: Cobra BiO CELL 22.5 degree Project X R-flex
Irons: Cobra BiO CELL 5 - GW Project X R-Flex
Wedges: Cobra BiO CELL SW, Fly-Z LW, 64* Callaway PM Grind.
Putter: 48" Odyssey Dart

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I got paired up with a threesome a few days ago and after three or four lip outs putts one of the guy says:

I see you are into cunnilingus.
At first I wasn't sure I heard that right, and then he said it again after I had another lip out.
Funniest/weirdest comment I've heard on a golf course.

Don

:titleist: 910 D2, 8.5˚, Adila RIP 60 S-Flex
:titleist: 980F 15˚
:yonex: EZone Blades (3-PW) Dynamic Gold S-200
:vokey:   Vokey wedges, 52˚; 56˚; and 60˚
:scotty_cameron:  2014 Scotty Cameron Select Newport 2

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