Winter Depression Thread

[Vinsk]

2 hours ago, Double Mocha Man said:

F*** you. Colorado wants you to come back out and live there.

Lol...hey...Colorado fooled me once....never again.

[boogielicious]

10 hours ago, Vinsk said:

85 here today. Nice breeze.

 

[nevets88]

Abraham Ancer off the snow.

 

Sled pull cart:

 

[billchao]

On 2/15/2021 at 9:24 PM, Vinsk said:

85 here today. Nice breeze.

I haven't shanked a ball in months.

[GolfLug]

No snow, and only 30s and 40s, but has been raining like Noah would consider dropping his ark off the boat slip. 

Silver lining to timeouts like these - makes me a more productive employee, reports are all in time, email backlog wiped out...ya' know, not having anything better to do on weekends (sniff..golf..sniff) and all. Hah, so take that Mr. Winter.

Remember my MA days . Love New England but yeah, GOT is only fun watching on the screen.

[CarlSpackler]

30 minutes ago, GolfLug said:

Silver lining to timeouts like these - makes me a more productive employee

Overrated. 

The only thing winter does other than make people sick is to give them a false sense of hope that they will play better golf when warmer weather comes along. 

Edited February 17, 2021 by CarlSpackler

[GolfLug]

21 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

Overrated.

Oh no, no, I have proof. I am caught up like I might even be considered for a tiny raise- caught up..lol.

21 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

give them a false sense of hope that they will play better golf when warmer weather comes along. 

Better, like hit shanks on green grass instead of hitting shanks on dead brown grass? 😉

Edited February 17, 2021 by GolfLug

[CarlSpackler]

8 minutes ago, GolfLug said:

Oh no, no, I have proof. I am caught up like I might even be considered for a tiny raise- caught up..lol.

I’m not questioning that you’re caught up. I’m just saying that being a good employee gets you nowhere these days. Kissing butt is the only thing that works. 

[Double Mocha Man]

3 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

I’m not questioning that you’re caught up. I’m just saying that being a good employee gets you nowhere these days. Kissing butt is the only thing that works. 

Next time you go to training camp I recommend you hold out.  That usually gets you a bigger guaranteed contract.  And you get to skip being in the office for awhile while your agent is working out the details of your new contract.

Edited February 17, 2021 by Double Mocha Man

[GolfLug]

14 minutes ago, CarlSpackler said:

I’m not questioning that you’re caught up. I’m just saying that being a good employee gets you nowhere these days. Kissing butt is the only thing that works. 

Ahah! Can't argue there. 

12 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

Next time you go to training camp I recommend you hold out.  That usually gets you a bigger guaranteed contract.  And you get to skip being in the office for awhile while your agent is working out the details of your new contract.

No thanks! A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. With my luck the bigger contract would never arrive. I live a secure timid life.

[Double Mocha Man]

14 minutes ago, GolfLug said:

Ahah! Can't argue there. 

No thanks! A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. With my luck the bigger contract would never arrive. I live a secure timid life.

Maybe your company would trade you to another company... in Buffalo, NY.

[CarlSpackler]

1 minute ago, Double Mocha Man said:

Maybe your company would trade you to another company... in Buffalo, NY.

I had that offer back in 2016. I quit and moved to Florida. #winning

[Double Mocha Man]

Just now, CarlSpackler said:

I had that offer back in 2016. I quit and moved to Florida. #winning

That trade worked out well.  Gathering you smoked a cigar and played golf with Michael Jordan.  While playing in cargo shorts...

[Vinsk]

3 hours ago, billchao said:

I haven't shanked a ball in months.

[CarlSpackler]

1 hour ago, Double Mocha Man said:

That trade worked out well.  Gathering you smoked a cigar and played golf with Michael Jordan.  While playing in cargo shorts...

Is that the guy who makes shoes?

[Double Mocha Man]

Just now, CarlSpackler said:

Is that the guy who makes shoes?

Shoes, and he used to make baskets.

[jsgolfer]

Florida bound on Saturday, woo hoo!  Getting away form the crappy weather.  Going to be playing lots of golf. 

[woodzie264]

4 minutes ago, jsgolfer said:

Florida bound on Saturday, woo hoo!  Getting away form the crappy weather.  Going to be playing lots of golf. 

Soooooo jealous!